[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I remember: "It's better to do something than live with the fear of it". Then I get on with it.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 12 hours ago

Kind of my point. We gained ecommerce, streaming services, platforms such as this one, online gaming, mapping services, and others - at the cost of the freedoms for which people are nostalgic. And now we have ads, personalization, tracking, and inevitable enshitification.

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[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Back in the days of the wild frontier things were chaotic, anarchic, violent, and unconstrained.

Then came the churches, then came the schools
Then came the lawyers, then came the rules
Then came the trains and the trucks with their loads
And the dirty old track was the Telegraph Road

And now we're all fenced in, regulated, allowed to wander only in approved lanes... oh, wait, sorry, we're talking about the internet, not real life!

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The only thing I wanted to know is: does it taste any good?

As for trying Atomo, both the coffee shop espresso and the brew-at-home version tasted close enough to good coffee for me. Perhaps luckily for these companies, coffee can have many different undertones.

That's it? Over 1000 words for 'close enough'?

I'm fussy about real coffee, I'm going to need a bit more detail.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Fucking hell.

Another one bites the dust, another one bites the dust, and another one gone, and another one gone. Another one bites the dust.

Why are successful people all utter shits? Oh, I think I may have answered my own question.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

I think this is the first example of blatant karma farming I've seen on lemmy. It was inevitable.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 26 points 1 day ago

... barely an inconvenience.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 8 points 1 day ago

I tried this but Greenpeace turned up and tried to return me to the ocean. Bastards!

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago

I know, but I'm a rebel! I don't just break the rules, I make the rules! Which I then break, which is somewhat counterproductive but that's rebels for you.

~Also, I suspect it was at least 15 years ago when I last drove down it!~

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 25 points 1 day ago

Who drives down Oxford Street? I think I’ve done it once in 20 years. Other roads are available.

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The RuneQuest Starter Set contains everything you need to play RuneQuest, the world’s best roleplaying game of gods, cults, magic, family, and fantasy!

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The RuneQuest Starter Set contains everything you need to play RuneQuest, the world’s best roleplaying game of gods, cults, magic, family, and fantasy!

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Score! Found some guancale so naturally I made carbonara. Hands down one of my favourite pasta dishes.

The recipe is pretty simple (for which, read there’s nowhere to hide).

Serves 4 people.

Cooking time: about half an hour.

Ingredients:

  • some guancale. I like it sliced thin so you get slivers of flavour, but some like it cubed. How much? I used about 100g.

  • 500g of pasta. Spaghetti works well here, but bucatini is better.

  • Egg. I like to do 1 egg yolk per person plus one whole egg per two people. So, for four, four yolks and two whole eggs.

  • Black pepper. Freshly ground. More than you think.

Now some people will tell you that’s all you need (and all you’re allowed for an ‘authentic’ carbonara) but I also salt the pasta water and use some of it in the final saucing.

  1. Boil a lot of salted water. Add the pasta. Cook it.

  2. Meanwhile, in a heavy based pan, fry the sliced guancale (or pancetta, or if all else fails some unsmoked streaky bacon). You need something like a cast iron or enamelled Le Creuset because we need heat retention later.

  3. Also meanwhile separate the eggs, loosely whisk and then start grinding black pepper and grating cheese. Grind slightly more black pepper than seems sensible and add it to the eggs. For the cheese I like to use a 50/50 mix of parmesan and pecorino. I don’t know amounts but if your pasta takes about 8 minutes then grate, stir pasta, grate, stir guancale, grate, repeat, until there’s about one minute left on your timer.

  4. With one minute to go scoop up a cup of the pasta water. Then make sure your eggy cheesy peppery mixture is nicely combined.

  5. When the pasta is done, turn of the heat on the guancale. Drain the pasta and then add to the guancale, tossing it until all the pasta is coated in the oil.

  6. Add half the reserved pasta water to your cheeggy mixture and stir well to temper the it. Then pour into the pan with the guancale and pasta. Stir it! You want the egg to gently cook in the heat of the pan, but not scramble! So stir it, keep it moving until it’s barely saucy. Then add the rest of the reserved pasta water again and stir again until it hits a creamy but not wet consistency.

  7. Serve with some more freshly ground black pepper.

No photos because you want to eat this while it’s still hot! Maybe next time.

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... I mean, the boat's at the bottom of the sea, bit late to be worrying about health and safety now!

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Chicken Shawarma (feddit.uk)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/cooking_with_fire@feddit.uk

Chicken thighs marinaded overnight in:

  • ¼ cup lemon juice
  • ¼ cup white wine vinegar
  • ¼ cup olive oil
  • 1 cup plain yogurt
  • 8 cloves garlic, minced
  • 1 teaspoon dried oregano
  • 1 teaspoon paprika
  • 1 teaspoon ginger powder
  • ½ teaspoon allspice
  • ¼ teaspoon ground coriander
  • ¼ teaspoon nutmeg powder
  • Salt and pepper to taste

Cooked on a joetisserie on a Kamado Big Joe 3, then taken off the skewer, given a minute or so over direct flame to give a little colour all over and chopped.

Served with:

Spicy pickled red cabbage
Tabbouleh
Zhoug
Labneh

And a sort of Greekish salad.

Bonus picture, some bay leaves harvested from my bay tree, washed and drying for later.

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I dry brined the wings overnight with a simple barbecue rub (salt, pepper, paprika, ground cumin, ground coriander seed, onion powder, garlic powder, mustard powder).

I brought the Kamado up to 180'C/350'F.

I put the wings on over a deflector for about half an hour then moved them over direct heat, turning frequently, for another ten to fifteen minutes.

Then I served them for saucing to individual taste (I like Buffalo, wife likes BBQ, daughter likes plain).

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Felicity Cloake | The Guardian (www.theguardian.com)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/recipes@feddit.uk

I have a bunch of go-to online sources for recipes that I use, from NYT cooking (subscription required but worth it) to Serious Eats (Kenji FTW!) to BBC Good Food.

But my all time favourite online writer is Felicity Cloake who does an utterly brilliant series in The Guardian.

The premise is simple: for any given dish, she takes a bunch of recipes from various chefs and food writers, tries them all, and discusses what works and what doesn't, then publishes her best version of all of the above.

Whether it's pierogi, nettle soup, cheese empanadas, or pasta ai funghi her articles are great because you can see why she's made the decisions she has for her final recipe. You can pick and chose from the various recipes she tried.

Strongly, strongly recommended.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/cooking_with_fire@feddit.uk

Dry brined then cooked low and slow (just around 100'c) for about two and a half hours (in a braising liquid made of mostly beer). Then finished over direct heat on the grill.

Then I got over excited and didn't take any more pictures.

They were ok - bought from Sainsbury's on a whim for about £5. Not that great in terms of meat/bone ratio, but good flavour.

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