[-] tiefling 2 points 1 hour ago

Ending up in a labor camp within the next 4 years

[-] tiefling 10 points 10 hours ago

No government benefits until he passes a weekly drug test

[-] tiefling 18 points 11 hours ago

Betcha they save more than that by delaying flights

[-] tiefling 65 points 11 hours ago

They all disappeared immediately after the election because they got what they wanted, a Trump win.

[-] tiefling 13 points 11 hours ago

Stormy Daniels approves

[-] tiefling 4 points 11 hours ago

Find a hobby you enjoy. Look for places that offer classes in your area, even if it only somewhat interests you.

[-] tiefling 19 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Honestly, spaghetti

If you're Italian, sorry for the stroke

[-] tiefling 13 points 12 hours ago

Asking for a Lemmy friend?

[-] tiefling 21 points 13 hours ago

They're doing this to try to define queerness as porn and queer people as sexual abusers.

Florida already tried to make it punishable by death

[-] tiefling 5 points 13 hours ago

People here like to make fun of cocktail drinkers while sipping on piss water

[-] tiefling 13 points 16 hours ago

Caller: "I have a psycho stalker who keeps messaging me and I'm worried they're going to do something violent to me"

Cops: "Call us after they harm you"


Caller: "I work for Blue Cross Blue Shield and a caller just said Deny Defend Depose"

Cops: "Real shit"

[-] tiefling 78 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The stupid things have had over a half dozen recalls in the last year. You couldn't pay me enough to get in one.

I already feel unsafe when I call a Lyft or Uber and get a Tesla. That alone removes a star.

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submitted 5 months ago by tiefling to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Assuming there's nothing stopping you from legally voting

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