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married rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 2 days ago by erotador to c/onehundredninetysix
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[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 21 points 1 day ago

Heck yeah, it's polycule time!! :3

[-] ghen@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

This is how we afford rent

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

I once met some people who were in a huge, complex polecule and they joked that it was the only way they could afford homeownership in London.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago

I'm already sold

[-] jia_tan 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Cool. Who am I married to? I want to get to know you.

(this is us btw:)

[-] cactus_head@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago

I am the bag btw

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 day ago
[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 1 day ago

Why are you banned?

[-] jia_tan 1 points 1 day ago

A SpongeBob enjoyer and a big tiddy goth gf.

(I don’t know, I stole this picture from someone else)

[-] Hoimo@ani.social 18 points 1 day ago

Darling, you know I love you, but I can't stay in a marriage if you insist on marrying every person who sees this image.

[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Ironmouse will accept the offer.

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

Oh, I've never been married before. What are we doing for the honeymoon?

[-] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 13 points 1 day ago

Hey... I wanted to talk to you about something. I want a divorce. And; I'm taking the kids.

[-] cactus_head@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

its only been I second we already have kids, damm

[-] Unknown_0671 3 points 1 day ago

when an archea and a bacterium love each either very much

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 16 points 2 days ago

Congratulations!

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

beats you to a pulp

Sorry, Im a cop.

[-] SnotFlickerman 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My feelings on marriage:

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

Isn't that the evil cat from Madoka Magika, isn't something incredibly bad about to happen?

[-] gila@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

I don't want to know this, but it's cinnamoroll

[-] drosophila 4 points 1 day ago

Its not the evil Madoka cat.

[-] Unknown_0671 8 points 1 day ago

yey!!!!!!!!!!

[-] Smorty 1 points 1 day ago

but... but! -... but it can't be...

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 5 points 1 day ago
[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Half! Give me half, Eddie. Give me half

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