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Anon gets laid (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 hours ago by LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
15 comments fedilink
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Anon reads horror (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 21 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Anon is a gamer (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Anon tries watching nu-Trek (feddit.org)
submitted 3 days ago by SatyrSack@quokk.au to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
65 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://feddit.org/post/4988536

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Damn, if only I could guide Rome through thousands of years of history... (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@infosec.pub to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
20 comments fedilink
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Anon goes go-karting (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
20 comments fedilink
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???? (infosec.pub)
submitted 4 days ago by cm0002@infosec.pub to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
6 comments fedilink
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Anon observes redditors (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
87 comments fedilink
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Anon works out the question to the final solution (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
58 comments fedilink 
>be me
>19
>autistic khhv
>lonely
>get great idea to work on my people skills
>join a friend finding server
>add foid
>we chat
>shits pretty boring she gives typical one word foid responses
>says shes a history major
>I know how to spice this conversation up 
>I think about asking her the classic would you kill baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?
>but then an even better question dawns upon me
>would you molest baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?
>calls me a freak then blocks me
>hour later I get banned from the discord
>pic related

Staff

We don't need these "jokes" in our server. If you don't know better you present a risk we wish to not allow in our server.

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Anon meets a celebrity (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
24 comments fedilink
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Anon carpools (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
61 comments fedilink
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Anon has an epic weekend (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
32 comments fedilink
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Anon struggles with OLED (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
13 comments fedilink
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Anon poses a question (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
12 comments fedilink

>"Open this strait."
>*bombs a childrens' school*
>"IS CHINA IN THERE REFINING OIL WITH YOU?"

how do you respond?

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Anon collects minerals (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
6 comments fedilink
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Anon lives the dream (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
16 comments fedilink
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Anon is a stoic (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 week ago by gurty@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
12 comments fedilink
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Anon thinks about Truman (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
44 comments fedilink
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Anon needs a job (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
31 comments fedilink
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Anon goes back to Windows 10 (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
109 comments fedilink
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Anon wants u 2 h8 him (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
20 comments fedilink
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unbelievable (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 weeks ago by sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
0 comments fedilink
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Anon orders pizza (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
26 comments fedilink
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Anon wants to open the tomb of Gilgamesh (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
17 comments fedilink
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Anon watches Gordon Ramsay (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
60 comments fedilink
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