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Anon dates a gymnast
(sh.itjust.works)
Even Anon got a date now.
In Germany we say: "Eigenartiger Winkelschleifer, Brudi.", and I think that's wonderful.
Have not heard that before, thanks!
Du bist willkommen.
Got a chuckle
I was dating a Mayan girl once, but it didn’t work out.
She said I wasn’t prepared to make sacrifices.
Flex and -
I can't find a gymnastic match for the second adjective.
Mat, flex and still (rings).
Rhyming with "chill" is hard, especially if you did gymnastics in a non-english country.
The 4chan meme reply is "fake and gay", I was trying to find a gymnastics variation.
Flex and Gaylord.
According to USA Gymnastics Glossary of Terms
Gaylord:
On high bar, a front giant into a one-and-one-half front salto over the bar to regrasp. First done by U.S. gymnast Mitch Gaylord.
Nice
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2026
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