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Anon borrows a pen
(sh.itjust.works)
Who said romance was dead?
If anon were smooth, he would've asked for her phone number after getting the pen and then written it on his wrist. But then he would not be anon.
He should have asked her number and written it on his penis before walking away.
amazing
Baller move. Anon should have just owned it.
...and then a wah-wah guitar started playing....and the hot girl said:
"That's a really nice penis you drew there."
Um, I think maybe I need to watch better movies.
An ordinary day on 4chan
Should have offered a handshake.
You. Principal's office. Now.
this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2026
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