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[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

There is a lot of valuable materials inside flock cameras that can be sold for profit.

[-] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Ooh deadass? I don't think they have them in my city let alone country yet, but when they come, I'll be ready

[-] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 hours ago
[-] treesquid@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago

38, never had a job, about to get one or starve. Sink or swim, parasite. You don't need a plan, you just start hitting up all the grocery stores, fast food joints and temp agencies before your supply of ramen runs out. Temp agencies will send anyone with a pulse to stack product on pallets at whatever factories are local.

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 9 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Tamaki Saitō's book Hikikomori is worth a read on this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikikomori

[-] FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 13 hours ago

this happened to me at only 19. I was homeless for 4 months after.

[-] treesquid@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

It sucks at 19 and isn't really fair because getting started is so much harder these days. Now imagine you were twice as old and had never tried to do anything with your life.

[-] Anti_Iridium@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago

I regularly tell my parents that the reason I am not like so many Americans, is that I have a supportive family. I live with my parents, but I would likely be homeless if they weren't here for me.

[-] treesquid@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

But like ... You do work or go to school or at least try to do something besides just mooch, right? This guy never even tried, apparently for two decades after high school

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 18 points 12 hours ago

Me at 22. Was homeless as well. I make decent money now almost twenty years later and I still look at prices and think back when I used to dumpster dive.

[-] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 18 points 11 hours ago

Back in the day, I used to eat pretty well out of dumpsters. Wasn't really homeless, was living in an old caravan, but was proper broke.

These days, at least round here, they lock up the dumpsters, have security guards, or deliberately contaminate the food. Wankers.

[-] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 hours ago

The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit- and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains. And the smell of rot fills the country. Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire. Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth.

There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition- because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.

[-] FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 12 hours ago

glad you're doing good now. just as a little secret, I still dumpster dive to this day honestly... it's how I got every piece of furniture in my house except my bed. gotta save where ya can lol.

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 31 points 13 hours ago

Is no one here going to tell me why this is fake and gay? WTF do I come to the greentext community for? Just serious comments about people's own experiences? Fucking shameful

[-] Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

Well it’s gay because OP has touched dick more than he’ll ever touch a woman.

Idk about fake though. It tracks pretty much with what I’ve known the average 4channer to be like.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 12 hours ago

Is no one here going to tell me why this is fake and gay?

Given the type of person who frequents 4chan, it is likely the most heteronormative and real-ass thing ever posted in green.

[-] Bluedragon012@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago

Depending on where they live in the us and assuming it's real, all he'll need to do is get to a shelter. Make it clear that he needs help, then do the things asked. This all assumes he is mentally stable and physically well. there are programs but they do not hold your hand. They are not great, they are not the best as compared to other countries, but it is something. If he clean on drug tests and criminal there are many places that will take him. It won't be pleasant.

If he has any documented physical health issues, then he needs to get a disability lawyer going.

As many pointed out, this world is grossly difficult and Unfair, but as long as one is kind, truthful, and continues to try, people will at least attempt to help, or at least tell you honestly they can't.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

all he’ll need to do is get to a shelter

Famously very luxurious, accommodating, and safe places to live long term. There's never a space shortage. You get three squares a day of very tasty and nutrious faire, no questions asked. There's never any kind of Kafka-esque bureaucracy to gaining entrance, much less obligations on the people in the shelter to maintain residence. It's definitely not boring. Nobody is ever exploited. Mental health of all the residents is top notch and you never experience and physical violence or emotional abuse while there.

It won’t be pleasant.

Understatement.

If he has any documented physical health issues, then he needs to get a disability lawyer going.

"I'm broke, I have no transportation, and I'm about to be homeless"

"Have you talked to your lawyer about it?"

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 hours ago

I feel like you are being a cunt on purpose, most of those points where addressed in the comment. Ok the lawyer one needed clarification. Disability lawyers are a little easier (not easy, easier) to obtain while in a homeless and jobless state. Starting off pro bono and eventually getting paid from the state in one way or another, or thro charities/non profits is not uncommon for them.

Yes it was a understatment about shelter life. But you got so dum and smarmy about it. Its still better that the fucking street. (at least in an american east coast city). Yea your still gonna get robbed, but their is a much lower chance of getting stomped, lit on fire, or just fucking raped.

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 36 points 15 hours ago

Poor guy, they failed him

[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 54 points 18 hours ago

Horrible parenting tbh. And their son reminds them everyday how they failed as parents so they're just kicking him out.

[-] BeerStainedBunny 16 points 16 hours ago

I'm glad my parents didn't give a shit about me. It forced me to learn on my own even if it happened slowly

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago

Similar situation happened with my girlfriend. Her parents did nothing for her, while mine did everything for me. She's younger than me but I still rely on her to take care of certain adult tasks, like scheduling appointments and making phone calls. I have too much anxiety to do it on my own. One time I got a job at a call center to get over my fear of phone calls, and the only thing that did was make it worse. People are so much more rude when they can't see your face!

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

People are so much more rude when they can’t see your face!

Unsolicited sales calls - especially at modern day volumes - are about as well-received as someone knocking on your toilet stall to try and convert you to Jesus.

Getting a call center job to overcome your fear of phones sounds like getting waterboarded to overcome your fear of drowning.

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 15 hours ago

How on earth do you get to 38 and not have a job?

[-] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 13 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Throughout my life, I've befriended several people like that. They all have mental or physical disabilities, but you would never know until they told you.

[-] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 8 points 13 hours ago

I only know one person like this and he actually tries but parents are rich and he gets fired from everything he does so he ends up back into old habits

[-] eah@programming.dev 22 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

There should be a government program to handle situations like this if there aren't. Take an assessment of their current skills and interests and get them into employment and/or training for something that fits. You basically need to intervene when the parents won't and do it in a way that's as least stressful for the person as possible. It would pay off in the end because otherwise this person may end up on government assistance later when they most need it. Politicians who can pull this off may get to claim to have reduced unemployment in their reelection campaign. And it's just a good thing to do. Some people won't take the initiative. You have to do it for them and hold their hand.

Edit: As far as I can tell, the closest thing to this in the US is the one-stop centers. Each state has their own.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_employment_service

[-] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 hours ago

There's also temp agencies. They're shit and the jobs they give you will be shit but they're pretty good at finding something for basically anyone who isn't completely unemployable. Someone whose only issues are a lack of transportation, housing, and work history would still be considered a good get by most temp agencies.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

The US used to have the Job Corps program...

[-] Nalivai@lemmy.world 16 points 15 hours ago

Wait, you guys don't have that? US I assume? Damn, does your government do anything?

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 28 points 15 hours ago
[-] Napster153@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

They kill poor white people too on occasion so it balances out.

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 14 points 14 hours ago

Oh, come on. It kills far more than just brown people.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

The only thing our government actually does that's uncontroversial is running a bunch of parks, and even those are understaffed

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[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 32 points 20 hours ago

I think I fall in the middle of this. I think this kid (and I think he is still a kid) had 38 years to transition to independence. But the same could be said about the parents. Why are they kicking him out now instead of after schooling? Now they are doing this almost cold turkey. Why not tell him he has until his birthday to stay paying rent. Then later impose more restrictions until ultimately sending him on his way.

I'm old so I feel it's ridiculous for a 38 year old to still be living at home without substantially contributing. At the same time they let him do it and it's kind of unfair allow it to get this far. He probably had a reasonable expectation of living with them until he or they died.

[-] braxy29@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

we don't know what his parents did or didn't do leading up to op's brief synopsis.

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I think we can infer, based on the fact that a grown ass man is still living with his parents and clearly not helping financially since he has no clue how to get a job.

[-] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 7 points 13 hours ago

32 here, my parents divorced which kicked me out as they sold the house in my early 20s. From friends I see some still live at home, but those that do all pay rent or help out in some way.

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