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Anon survives a flood
(sh.itjust.works)
But did it affect trout season, though?
Of course
Extra-fat trout
Absolute hogs.
17 people died that day, presumably of a bad trout season
affect trout season
For the better, or the worse?
I would imagine the floods would bring the trout out of the rivers and distribute them to locations that are suboptimal for trout fishing.
first one, then the other
Anon is right though
Anon has priorities.
Hundreds of thousands of people die every day, get over it
Which is what I will tell you when one of your loved ones died.
My nan's dying either today or tomorrow and that's just life.
After the next crisis: "There used to be 9 billion of us..."
I, too, said astonishingly dumb shit when i was young.
the other day i was on a chowder cruise and one of my new friends there was pointing at a building on one of the piers and asking what it was. i squinted, gave it my best "hrm." and then pointed to the right of where she did and said "well it looks like a boat"
the thing i learned about dad jokes (and similar humor) is that you don't tell them to make other people laugh, you tell them to make yourself giggle. like jimmy fallon.
TIL there are cruises that only serve chowder. As if that foul industry couldn't get worse...
Chowder's delightful! That said I wouldn't eat cruise chowder to stave off starvation.
I like it too, but that would spoil the punchline.
they also had salad and some kind of sandwich i couldn't eat.
Died bcause trout was their staple and they couldn't get more?
Too much water made the trouts too powerful. They killed all those people, like in a B-tier movie.
Thats honestly hilarious.
Like a joke in a Coen brothers film, ahahah!
I'd rather be fishing, amirite?
this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2026
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