Why the fuck did Crooks have to miss.

That?

Who wants to bet that ByteDance just bought a LOT of Trump Steaks? The gold paint makes it Au-spicious!

She should reach to the bottom of a full sharps container to get the prize.

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What a piece of shit.

True. I’ve got to imagine it is not good, like at all. But there is this nihilistic bastard in my head gaslighting me; Maybe it’s not so bad. We care about nothing, Lebowski. Point being there is a non-zero chance that this is legit. Probably terrible, but I am saying that there’s a chance.

For you maybe, but bagels and lox is fire. Definitely worth trying.

The Philadelphia roll is pretty good though. Reminds me of bagels and lox. Why gatekeep, friend?

ITT: Look at the parents, this kid was just rebelling!

Press X to doubt

Or… He was a conservative that saw MAGA as the existential crisis that it is. He decided that he had nothing left to lose. He went for it.

Let’s be real here. The only shame was that he missed.

I think he died for a cause. But that could just be my bias showing.

Thats hilarious. Wake me up when he actually pays the $300 bajillion dollars.

Ah yes, the Panasonic Discman, the prime successor to the Phillips Walkman.

The worst part, from the article:

After the hearing, Emanuel and roughly two-dozen supporters congregated around his truck — a white Ford F-250 donning a Confederate flag.

The people who he tried to kill asked the court for mercy. He then goes outside to receive the support of fellow racists.