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distance does not rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 month ago by erotador to c/onehundredninetysix

transcription: two girls on opposite sides of the country: "hey girl, come on over" "omg id love to"

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[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 73 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

$80 for the overnight nationalized bullet train

Oh wait, yea

[-] mech@feddit.org 20 points 1 month ago

That train would have to go at least 300 miles per hour.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 39 points 1 month ago

I'm seeing nothing but positives.

Wheeeeeeeeee!

[-] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The TGV has a top speed of 360 mph. Just hire some French engineers hon hon hon.

[-] Slein4273@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

The operational max speed of the TGV is 320 km/h.

The 574.8 km/h (357.2 mph) was the speed record of the TGV

[-] Liz@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

Dang I always thought you had to go maglev to beat 300 mph. I guess the US really does have a shot at the world's fastest bullet train network.

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[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

200 mph, 12.5 hours and you're alseep for most of it.

[-] mech@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Only if there are no stops in between.

[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

It's called the coast to coast redeye, not the layover in Denver redeye!

[-] Liz@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

Ain't no red-eye if your got a cubbyhole bed!

[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

yeah, once you get to the other coast you take a regional train to your final destination

[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Portland and NYC are both major cities that would terminate a transcontinental service. The Oregon Trail actually terminated right outside of Portland, though it's certainly the least-major of the 4 major west coast metros, one day it'll be subsumed into Sea/Tac.

[-] EmberKitty 2 points 1 month ago

ruining all our fun again :c /j

[-] gandalf_der_12te 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

yeah airplanes are typically faster above a range of 300 miles or sth

the problem with long-distance trains isn't ideology, it's just an issue of physics/engineering. Airplanes typically travel around 800 km/h (~ 600 mph), which means you can make the 3000 km (2000 miles) distance from seattle to new york in roughly 4 hours.

good luck trying to achieve these speeds with a train.

[-] Liz@midwest.social 13 points 1 month ago

Yeah but you can get a pleasant experience overnight in a cubbyhole bed on a train. Functionally speaking, the time spent traveling while getting good sleep doesn't really count, does it? You were gonna have to sleep anyway. Good luck doing that on a plane. Plus then trains can be built to go right into the heart of downtown, meaning a much shorter "last mile," which planes can't really do. Then you got the airport vs train station experience, the café car on the train, the larger seats, etc etc etc

Ain't everything about the advertised speed.

[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I used to work remote in Brooklyn and occasionally have to report to the office in Baltimore. HR would always offer plane tickets and I would decline in favor of having them pay for cheaper business-class Acela tickets. It was better in every possible way: I could walk to and from the stations at both ends, didn't have the TSA porno-scanner hassle, had more personal space in transit, and ironically when the entire door to door trip was considered the train was actually 40 minutes faster. Regional trips are that sweet spot where even a slower train beats flying.

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[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

My math was Portland to NYC = 2500 miles / 200 mph = 12.5 hours, thus the overnight. The $80 came from a certain other country's nationalized high speed rail price tiering. I don't care that planes are faster, they're a miserable experience and an ecological travesty, rock me to sleep on the coast to coast redeye.

[-] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

fun fact: it's roughly 3000 miles from portland to portland

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[-] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 41 points 1 month ago

I am sorry for both of the girls.

Cannot imagine to live in a country where they are ruled by an living orange and no good train system exists...

[-] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

I dont now how people manage to like the united stupid of america, or believe there is freedom

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I mean, it's home. I have many many criticisms and want to get the ability to leave if necessary. But it's where I've always lived, it's where my family is, where most of my friends live, where I met my wife, where I buried my mom. It has natural beauty that I've been fortunate enough to see a lot of and a history of preserving it for future generations. I love a lot of the rights we used to have and I fought for years to make the place better.

But yeah freedom, that was always more of a slogan and an ideal, not something we actually have or can agree on what it is.

[-] red_tomato@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Mostly because of Hollywood

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[-] yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago
[-] 13igTyme@piefed.social 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Plot twist, their both in Salem.

[-] TwentySeven@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Or Portland

[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oregon doesn't really do original place names. Best they can do is a mispelling or mispronouciation of another place's name.

This is to make up for the fact that the name "Oregon" is so original that nobody is certain of it's origin.

[-] mech@feddit.org 19 points 1 month ago

This is what VR and internet-capable vibrators were invented for.

[-] Shirow@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 month ago

Nothing beats physical touch though.

It helps to be able to communicate and have some intimacy even far away, still.

Hugs are awesome. :3

[-] Shirow@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago

Even across countries 🥲

[-] TotallynotJessica 6 points 1 month ago

And that's just the nearest one!

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago

I too, wish there were cross-country high speed trains.

[-] Jimbo@pawb.social 13 points 1 month ago

At least y'all are in the same hemisphere, I'm next to Antarctica

[-] mech@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

I'm currently working manual labor at 36°C and envy you.

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 points 1 month ago

Well then you should move to Alice Springs, it's on the continent next to Antarctica, should be breezy!

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[-] TotallyWorthLife@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Me in Europe and my gfs in Brazil and the US :(

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Can't the GF get to the EU through Brazil>Portugal>Your home?

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[-] buran@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago

At least they are in the same country, some couples aren't even in the same continent.

[-] Sunshine@piefed.ca 2 points 1 month ago

No border to get in the way love there.

[-] lemmy_acct_id_8647@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

This is me with nearly every trans friend I have (am trans)

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Just hop on the transcontinental high-speed train and...

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Is 70.6 hours high speed?

[-] dumples@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

Meet up in Minnesota!!! It's in the middle

[-] elfpie@beehaw.org 4 points 1 month ago

You might want to add they are in the US in the description.

[-] gandalf_der_12te 4 points 1 month ago

yeah centralization would mitigate these issues, i.e. there should be a central location where we all meet up. the difficulty is figuring out where to place this center.

in fact, if you look at population maps, you can easily see that most people are concentrated on the east or west coast. this is largely already because it reduces average travel times between one person and the next. (it also helps the economy, shorter transport -> cheaper transport).

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

You don't need to find a literal center on the map geometrically though, you need proper mass transit and high speed rail to make places centers and not empty strip malls.

[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Reject metropolitan centralization, embrace ubiquitous urbanized small towns and local ecological stewardship.

[-] Smorty 3 points 1 month ago

both trapped ;(

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