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TranscriptPanel 1: [Sarah wearing white robes with small angel wings and a halo bends down to receive a spotted dog with little angel wings that runs at here. They stand on clouds]

Off screen: Welcome to Heaven! Here is your dog!

Panel 2: [Sarah pets the happy dog absently while looking up at the off screen speaker]

Sarah: Where’s my cat?

Panel 3: [Sarah stands, one hand still petting the dog as she looks around at all the different dogs in heaven.]

Sarah: Where’s ANY of the cats?

Panel 4: [Cats stand on their hind legs, holding paws, dance in a circle surrounded by the flames of hell]

Sarah’s Scribbles on Tumblr @sarahseeandersen on BlueSky

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[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 16 points 20 hours ago

It's a funny joke that cats are assholes and dogs are good boys, but dogs are the subservient people-pleasers they are because we've bred them that way for the past 30,000 years. Cats are still only semi-domesticated after the 10,000 or so years we've been living with them. I suppose it fits with the "be subservient, go to Heaven, be independent, go to Hell" Christian narrative.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 19 hours ago

Cats will never domesticated because they were already doing useful things for humans so there was never any need.

Dogs needed to be domesticated because the wild wolves they originated from kept trying to eat their handlers. Over time they were bred to be more docile. Presumably chihuahuas were an accident

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Cats domesticated themselves just as much as they wanted and then stopped.

[-] SwissArmyKazoo@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Now i wanna go to hell.

[-] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

As a person living with cats my entire life... Yeah, absolutely deserved.

[-] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 93 points 1 day ago

I can't imagine my cat in hell. She's not even mischievous. Just wants sunlight and cuddles and nothing else lol

[-] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 22 hours ago

Mine certainly has tortured and murdered enough critters to win a place next to Satan himself.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

Then you need a house with a sun room, where you cuddle her!

DO IT HUMAN SLAVE!!! SERVE YOUR KITTY!!!!

[-] pulsey@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago

being lazy is a sin

[-] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

So you're saying your dog looked a lot like a cat?

[-] its_kim_love 59 points 1 day ago
[-] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

I knew there was something I liked about cats.

[-] GhostFace@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago

come here we have all the cats

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Hell’s where the party is.

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

"Go to heaven for the weather, to hell for the company." Mark Twain.

[-] joroingo@infosec.pub 2 points 22 hours ago

So the dire straits were quoting Twain. Cool

[-] qwertyasdf@feddit.uk 23 points 1 day ago

Well if my cats going to hell I hope I do too. See you there little man!

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

God has a dubious understanding of consent, so this checks out.

[-] AltheaHunter 7 points 1 day ago
[-] M137@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

There's definitely gonna be a lot more dogs than cats in hell. If we go by the rules of the bible, killing a human will make you go there and a lot more dogs kill humans than cats do.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Don Bluth says otherwise.

[-] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Doesn’t the bible say only humans have souls? all animals just die and go nowhere.

[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 19 points 1 day ago

Yeah, well, the Bible sucks. Odin literally has wolves chilling under the feasting table at Valhalla and Freya is a battle-crazy cat lady. If you like animals, find your way to Asgard. It’s also delightfully free of Christians!

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 4 points 22 hours ago

The only problem is that you have to die in battle.

[-] Techranger@infosec.pub 5 points 20 hours ago
[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 points 20 hours ago

Glory to you and your house!

[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 points 20 hours ago

Yeah, and that’s my American bias showing. The potential I might die violently doing something as mundane as grocery shopping is a daily risk factor. The admission fee is low here so I forget there’s a lot of folks who don’t have an easy path to the halls of glory. But even without a violent death, you still get to chill in Hel’s domain with your ancestors, Garm the Hellhound is there, and only murderers and oath-breakers go to Niflhel to spend eternity being gnawed upon by dragons and serpents. Average people, flaws and all, get an average afterlife instead of eternal torment for minor transgressions like eating meat on a specific day or the blasphemy of being a woman and wearing pants.

[-] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 19 hours ago

Death in combat is neither necessary nor sufficient. It does increase your chances, though.

[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 1 points 18 hours ago

I think that’s one of those situations where religion starts to creep in as a myth goes from tall tale and hope to belief system. A culture that values bravery, integrity, loyalty creates an ideal afterlife where that’s rewarded, but also has two problems. For one, Odin isn’t a perfect example of those values. He’ll be that most of the time, but he fights to win and not every win comes cleanly. He knows it, we know it; sometimes you have to fight dirty. He’s not all powerful and can’t beat fate anymore than we can. Which is the second problem. No mortal can be guaranteed of their death. Go to war often and you increase your chance of dying in battle, but some drown on the way there when the ship sinks (Rán’s cut), some die shitting their brains out from dysentery, some die days after the battle is over from infection, and some make it through to age out naturally. And just like Odin trying to stave off his fate at Valhalla, most people don’t actually want to die any time soon. Glorious death in your twenties sounds glorious when it’s a rousing bard’s tale, but also, getting to live a full life that’s not one violent day after another is nice too.

I’m also not actually convinced Valhalla is a reward. Strip away the “glory” and it’s an endless cycle of party/die until the day Ragnarok can no longer be held off and then everyone goes to a battle that their team, including Odin, is fated to lose. Norse Hel actually sounds like the better afterlife. Quiet, comfortable, reunited with ancestors. I’ve often wondered what parts of the myth/belief system have been lost. Freyja gets a cut of the war dead and should have an army to rival Odin’s, but we don’t know precisely why she gets that or her plans for them, what their afterlife is like, and she’s conspicuously missing at Ragnarok. Thor gets a small mention of taking humans in at Bilskirnir, but again, no details except it doesn’t appear he requires them to be warriors; forever the god of the average people.

I look at it the same way I look at all religion; wishful thinking on the part of mortal creatures aware of their own mortality, but I do find it interesting to see how they develop and rewrite it over the years when “it’s like this” collides with “well, that guy didn’t meet the requirements but we want to think he’s there”. And despite my joke about “no Christians in Valhalla”, Odin doesn’t require fealty or mortal submission, he takes dead warriors for his doomsday meat shield. Haakon the Good was Christian but the bards wrote him into a seat at Valhalla. The rules of murderers and oath-breakers get the lowest Hel also seem quite flexible. Erik Bloodaxe was a murderous, fratricidal, oath-breaker whose violence was exceptional even in a violent time; he got in.

[-] tyler@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago

No, it doesn’t say that. Many Christians just interpret the Bible to mean whatever the fuck they want when they read it. No where does it say that.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 day ago

AFAIK, there's not direct mention of what happens to animals when they die, but many modern interpretations say that if Heaven is a paradise for humans, and if animal companionship makes humans happy, then there will be animals in Heaven.

Then again there are sects that believe that basically everyone in Heaven is brainwashed to be happy all the time just to be in God's presence, and that the only activity there is round-the-clock praise and singing, so animals don't really have a place there. Which is two kinds of shitty: what kind of "paradise" is no pets AND endless church?

[-] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 3 points 22 hours ago

Legit some Christians think Heaven will be Heaven because they will be enjoying watching the eternal torment of the sinners below.

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I thought there was a GIANT farm upstate where they all go.... right?

RIGHT??1?

[-] limelight79@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Absolutely!

[-] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Whelp, I'll see them there

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They work there, doing that thing where they knead your thighs with their claws and its juuuuuust tolerable enough to not push them off but still hurts like hell.

[-] FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz 3 points 20 hours ago

This is the biggest reason I'm a dog person. I've had dog bites break the skin and they still hurt less.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I've only had one insidious darling of a cat. The others have been cuddle addicted fuzzy motors who don't even knock stuff off shelves. Two of them play fetch! Practically dogs.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

No, Tony is the bestest of boys

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