Small lemon varieties exist! You don't have to paint over them, you can drop facts on anyone who asks about it lol

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I should add more x's to my name lol

Are you speaking as a mother or as The Sausage?

I have this quote (sans sausage) on so many things. Now I have to go update some of them, because that is so damn funny

Sausage long and prosper.

Peace and long sausage.

This town is 40mi south of the Canadian border, and you will hear people speaking other languages in public as long as you aren't in one of the racist bars. Unfortunately, I lived there for a while, and the CBP are constantly waddling into gas stations and shops hoping to relive the glory of making international headlines. (they just arrested someone from the UK, so that strategy must be working)

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/montana-us-border-patrol-spanish-women-lawsuit-b1762886.html

Wait, do they keep reusing the same username? Because I feel like I've been playing wack-a-mole blocking a certain user, and it makes a lot of sense that they'd just be creating new accounts constantly

I lie to people just to be polite. But I don't lie to my friends. But what if they aren't actually my friends and they talk to me just to be polite? But...

It's a spiral that probably won't end until I'm alone

Omg I just won the game! 🌟

He would LOVE a Championship Belt

Goblin mode is out, opossum mode is in