How very surprising.

Is anyone really? Statistically the odds of a man being a decent person is close to none.

I'll remember this for when I'm having the worst sex of my life

Okay but why is 73 being ratio'd to 100? Shouldn't it be whatever age is considered elderly for an elf instead?

true, he's not allowed to be better than me at anything

Ewwww

I wish I was that brave and stubborn as a child. Threatening to kick me outside or take me to the bad parts of town was one of my parents favorite fear tactics. And it worked.

What sort of drugs were they on when they predicted this?

I would handle it this way. I was really selfish and could do things suddenly when I was younger. There are definitely certain things I'd want to get in order before doing it.

Can someone explain?

Not what it is, I can read but why was it needed at all?

You can crave cuddles and be disgusted by other human beings at the same time.

It's called I have a person, and only that person may touch me. And the cat. The cat too.

Thanks for sharing, now I really want to go cry. I hate this country.

If I can't eat off your plate then do you even like me enough to be dating me?