Can't help but notice that the pattern here is that it shows what happens to the hero when exposed to their weakness. Which implies that your weakness is not butts but instead tights.
Yes!, zebras!
Just this post has made me weak.
Quit trying to turn me on
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Dont make me horny from a shitpost page
You must be new here!
Horny on main is standard.
Thicc Betelgeuse
Well, she is some 640-760 times thiccer than the Sun
Closing my eyes real tight and crossing my fingers...
Thicc Betelgeuse
Thicc Betelgeuse
Thicc Betelgeuse
You a potato?
Yes
Is this a shitpost? I see nothing but absolute truth.
Dream guy
Photo from like a decade ago, homeboy probably has kids and/or is dead now.
"The real shitpost is always in the comments"
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The best shitposts speak to our souls
Yeah, and if you look closely, you can also see some drawings of ancient heroes.
Black and white stripes on the rear half of the body? HOW DID YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS IS AN OKAPI?
Nah, I think it's a colorblind wasp.
Half the ancient wars were started for the last panel.
Helen of sparta confirmed thicc af
There's a Malian movie named Guimba the Tyrant. Spoiler alert for a 31 year old movie, but the king's weakness is women, and a shaman sends a hypnotic luscious booty mistress to lure the king's out into the bush (where he is presumed killed).
I'm just honored to be called a legend by a shitpost.
I got your back bud
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Huh. Good use of spandex with vertical stripes.
I'm so lonely
Sorry to hear that bud
Ok. Whatβs PAWG.
Phat Ass White Girl, watch the video I linked. Its SFW and NOT porn OR an example.
Thanks. TIL.
why is she dressed in optical illusion pattern
Possibly to protect from biting flies.
Dazzle camo to make sure enemy sub's can't figure out her speed
Hey, I literally have those pants! They really are a weakness, as there are no pockets on them :(
Honestly the W isn't really necessary. Or the G. Hell, I could be defeated without the P if we're being so for real
I'm with you aside from the G part. Thats a requirement for me personally. That said, I really just titled it that way because this is one of the greatest videos ever. It lives rent free in my mind every time I see an unfamiliar pawg in the wild.
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