Please let there be aliens. If they help us or take over, it would be an improvement.

Hot for teacher. We've reached new levels of dumb, I previously thought unachievable.

It's empty now, we can use it as a gladiator pit.

I vote that each executive branch fight it out in there. But also add lions for some spicy entertainment?

I aim to please.

Is that two nuts smacking together behind the post screen shot?

The puppeteer... his wife.. totally not also a ventriloquist

I'm laughing and trying to hold back vomiting at the same time.

If it was a McDonald's food borne illness outbreak. Trump would be on top of it. He doesn't consume fruits and vegetables.

Complete bullshit how crippled the CDC and other programs are now. I think I read awhile back that the CDC put out a blank statement when the cuts hit. That they couldn't be effective anymore at reporting and tracking outbreaks and just warned people to avoid anything known to cause illnesses like romain lettuce.

Which is fucked they had to admit that even though they want to protect US citizens they can't, because they are so underfunded.

This isn't the first fuck around and find out incident and won't be the last.

I feel like this has some deep symbolism, but I just can't put my finger on.

Is this a message that camera women should be allowed topless when riding their eagles to melody of the Star Spangled Banner? Because I don't support riding eagles, they are just not big enough.

My cat has a fat pouch that swings back and forth. So are they really that different?

Probably not the tortoise in the picture, since they are herbivores. But certainly a species of snapping turtle, top of the list would be an alligator snapping turtle. I wouldn't doubt it could rip off an entire limb.

Read up on those monsters. They can live up to 200 years in extreme cases, they found one alive with a musket shot still in it from the civil war era.