Then why do they put those door handle holes in the signs?

"why would the person's mind not be recycled into something else"

Why would it be?

Everyone laughs at the precisely arranged layers of folded blankets at the foot of the bed until they wake up shivering.

Same for my mountain of pillows of different thickness.

PENGUINS

Maybe keep a little critical information on a dead man's switch and let that be known when revealing the rest.

Idk if actually wise, but it seems like you might want to keep some leverage for self protection

Was also in that position. Took an entry level QA job and just bounced around a lot.

Trying to be concise and noting this is all just my random opinion from personal experience:

1. Always be building something. Look around at listings and see which tech stacks seem like stuff you'd enjoy and are hiring, Google them, download them, build with them.
2. Carefully and securely after seeking much advice, host live demos of your builds somewhere and link them on your resume. If it's something that might generate a large bill if abused, you could set up an auth system for it and have prospective employers email demo account requests by some form on your page. If you're thinking web dev, at least host a simple page in AWS or Azure just to demonstrate some mastery of the basics of the front end, DNS listings, etc. Describe your setup in the page and why it is safe and efficient.
3. Look for support and/or QA positions to make a start somewhere. Look for chances to leverage your new skills there for automation, analysis, or reporting.
4. Contribute to open source projects and list contributions on your resume.
5. (risky but often good) take freelance jobs gor short term work and exposure to different concerns... carefully with thorough research

... I think that's my highlight reel.

The vacuum sealer reminds me: a handheld electric pump.

Some are strong enough to blow up car tires. Especially if you have kids, they're great for inflating water toys and balls and whatnot.

Second the warm white Christmas lights.

They can quickly make a depressing apartment feel like a warm home.

LAN tester.

I thought of it as fancy electrician / network equipment. Not anymore. Now it's basic troubleshooting / procedure.

On a particularly frustrating switch installation, I picked one up for like $20 on Amazon, and it's made me much less annoyed by network changes.

For context, I'm one of those people who hoards any electronic bits that might prove useful on a hobby project later, so lots of old patch cables and cable reels with unknown breaks, so maybe a LAN tester is really only worth it for others like that, but I'd recommend it to any level of tech enthusiast at least.

Do you take pictures with deli meat/cheese on his head?

Or does he have a sibling named whiskey?

People keep asking if I'm back, and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinking po-tay-toes!

As a kid, our Baptist church had two flags with golden eagles on the top in the pulpit alongside the cross.

The actual religious tenants aren't a part of your typical American church.