[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 48 points 7 hours ago

And yet, the TACO rule is a rule. He always chickens out.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 19 points 12 hours ago

Yes, but no one checks the legality of cheap Chinese devices from Amazon.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 26 points 14 hours ago

Shodan.io is the searchable index of open IoT devices.

Change the default password, people!

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 15 hours ago

Not me, but my spouse. I love all the rugs they pick, we always agree, but I can't match or really even understand the excitement.

But if it's shopping for food in an open green market, sign me the fuck up.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 21 hours ago

Yeah, I was going to list a lot of above knee-height clothing items and got lazy.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 21 hours ago

Indeed I did! Thanks

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

As long as there's 1 liter of ranch dressing per leaf of lettuce, Jesus will allow it.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 17 points 1 day ago

Southern Baptists? I think you left out all their other usual targets: Catholics, spicy food, jazz, orgasms for fun, bright colors not associated with flags or maybe a football team, female orgasms, singing, alcohol, drag shows, salads with less than 51% mayonnaise content, men using umbrellas, single mothers, showing people kissing on TV or movies, Jews, Muslims, really any brown person, wasabi, mangoes, and aged cheese.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

F. This will be moved to an OSINT tool within a week, and scraped into a darkweb database by next Friday.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

Hey, I failed the highest level of calculus possible. Twice.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 27 points 1 day ago

....and a square has four interior 90 degree angles.

...and based on the infinite number of sides for a curved line aspect, the "90 degree" angles would all be +/- the limit as it approaches zero, so never truly 90 degrees but always an infinite fraction away.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 61 points 2 days ago

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