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[-] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 152 points 1 week ago

Turns out the lettuce was more intelligent also

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

Like that wasn't obvious from the start?

[-] tangentism@beehaw.org 8 points 1 week ago

There was never a doubt!

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 103 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Why does she still get attention?

She speedran meaningfully damaging an already damaged economy when given power in days. Her ideas demonstrably lack merit.

Unless her following is literally just people waiting for her to say something else stupid

[-] essell@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Mostly because she says stuff like this, and it gets attention.

It is pretty funny. Outside of the current global climate, it's pretty funny.

[-] ratsnake 7 points 1 week ago
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[-] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 week ago

Holy shit, and here I thought organized trans crime conspiracies were exclusively American Republican. Why does everything stupid or regressive that comes out of the USA get parroted over here.

quick note, if anyone wants kitkats at a super low price hmu

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 33 points 1 week ago

Hold on, ensure Nestle loses money, and you’d fund trans people? Fucking sign me up! This is a fantastic idea! We need an underground trans mafia that steals chocolate to resell.

[-] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

I'm gonna take this idea to Pride lol

[-] FateOfTheCrow 19 points 1 week ago

The spread of american idiocy to a global scale isn't a coincidence. It's a combination of homegrown grifters who see the grift over there working, and a concerted effort by the Epstein Class to spread their influence abroad.

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Where do you think America got their stupid people from? Did you think Europe stopped making them after they sent them here?

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I'll take one :3

[-] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 46 points 1 week ago

we should form an underground transgender mafia

[-] SSETranquility@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Looks like it's already in full swing. Just in case you're looking... I have a very reputable kitkat source for the next few weeks...

[-] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

Because the world is the way it is right now I just need to check. This is satire, right?

[-] als 28 points 1 week ago
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[-] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 week ago

Oh gimme a break

[-] Smorty 25 points 1 week ago

sounds... probable.

maybe they can share some <3

[-] HaunchesTV@feddit.uk 23 points 1 week ago

What exactly are the trans mafia running a racket on? Knee high socks?

[-] ratsnake 21 points 1 week ago
[-] Borger 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes it is! Good one though lol

[-] ratsnake 29 points 1 week ago

I'm gonna be real, my ability to detect satire has been thoroughly eroded over the last decade

[-] luthis@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 week ago

Wait it's not real? It got me. The world is really in a state if I can read this and think it's real. I'd never heard of this woman but the shit that some people say made this just on the edge of believability. I feel like in 2000s or the 90s people weren't so stupid.

[-] ratsnake 11 points 1 week ago

"I've never heard of this woman" is perhaps the most scathing thing ever said about a former UK Prime Minister

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[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

I say that Liz Truss is actually just one giant cunt.

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[-] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 week ago

Fuck Nestle

This means stealing KitKats is okay, maybe?

[-] Svartis@piefed.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 week ago

stealing from large coorperarions is always okay :3

[-] Rozauhtuno 17 points 1 week ago

Shit, they're onto us.

Who snitched?

[-] Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz 10 points 1 week ago

Sorry it was me, I spilled my breakfast on the cat and exclaimed "bloody underground trans mafia strikes again"

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Ma'am, we've got better shit to do

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

And much better food to eat.

[-] MushuChupacabra@piefed.world 16 points 1 week ago

Lettuce not listen to this grifter.

Oceans 11 trans remake when?

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[-] gndagreborn@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Honestly, that would be a hilarious trade. A transgender mafia trading chocolate for estrogen.

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[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

I suggest Liz Truss is a piece of shit

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

mad-libs headline?

also kudos to truss on having no shame and still showing her face to humans

[-] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm kind of surprised the Liz made it 44 days against the lettuce.

[-] pringus 7 points 1 week ago

being in an underground transgender mafia would fix me

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That sounds... awesome! Like, I want this to be true, underground transgender mafia, hell yeah!!

[-] Hominine@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Ah, a Candace Owens for the other side of the pond. 

[-] germanatlas 6 points 1 week ago

That’s why the salad won

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

No one knew what the fuck you stood for. Political fucking mist - no substance, no weight. You've got all the charm of a rotting teddy bear by a graveside.

So now, please, just fuck off back to your hole you headless frump, and prepare for your column in Grazia."

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

Amazing. I wan a meet them: 3

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