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[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 109 points 3 months ago

Last time my cat got out he got the crap beat out of him by a raccoon

Still bolts for the door anytime it opens

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

Each time you've played with him since that incident was a part of his training montage for his revenge match. You think he was running from room to room at top speed in the middle of the night for fun?

[-] DaedalousIlios@pawb.social 4 points 3 months ago

Eye of the Tiger intensifies

[-] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 12 points 3 months ago

I'm sorry I shouldn't be laughing at this, but I can't stop picturing it ahaha

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That's not even the best part!

My next-door neighbor is a sweet older lady who takes care of the neighborhood's stray cats (paid to have them fixed and vaccinated) and she leaves a bowl of food out for them

Said bowl of food is also frequented by a family of raccoons, so we have several lazy, well-fed raccoons who have been around lazy, well-fed cats for their entire lives. I've seen the two species playing together and eating shoulder-to-shoulder

Long story short, the only way my cat would have gotten into that fight is if he picked it himself, which he 100% would do.

[-] buffing_lecturer@leminal.space 3 points 3 months ago

I'd love some pictures of them eating side by side lol

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

It's fine to laugh, the wounds have healed and the hole he ripped in the window screen has been patched XD

[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 69 points 3 months ago

My little guy spent some time homeless before being dropped off at the SPCA shelter. Was there for a month before I adopted him. Every time I open my door, he stares outside, then looks up at me, rubs himself on my legs, then walks over to his food dish.

[-] MonkeyTown@midwest.social 27 points 3 months ago

I had one with a similar story, he taught the rest of my cats that inside is better, and that’s even been passed on to the newest cats even tho he’s not around anymore. Nobody wants to go outside, even on leash.

[-] hactar42@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

My cat was a stray too. She has zero desire to go outside. I was holding her once when I opened the backdoor to let the dog out. She must have thought I was taking her outside and flipped out. Scratched the crap out of my neck as she climb over top of me and bolted into the other room.

[-] birdwing 60 points 3 months ago

men with a loving family and 6 figure salary, as soon as they see a cave hole of 0.00025 femtometres called the Devil's Arse:

[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

https://youtu.be/EzwS4SbctMU

This one is a good watch, it's not the classic caving accident you usually hear. No one died, but they come close

[-] ptu@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

Nothing of value is in those caves

[-] RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 3 months ago

cant beat freedom. maybe his balls are out there just still waiting to be picked up

[-] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 months ago

You can tell the cat has true freedom because he measures in inches.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 3 months ago

An inch is 1/7920 of a furlong! Super freedom!

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[-] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 22 points 3 months ago

My cat was feral but didn't take long and she decided there's no reason to ever go outside ever again. Well, she will take a few steps outside to roll in the dirt but after a bit of that its straight back inside.

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Little ear tipped cat here. She likes window watching, but going back outside? Fuck that she says. Outside stole part of her ear! Inside has blankets and snacks and a human that is a softy and does whatever our kitten heart desires!

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Almost like it's in their nature to explore and naturally have territories of up to 10 acres and so are not best suited to being strictly indoor pets

[-] ptu@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 months ago

Our cat is afraid of the corridor

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 5 points 3 months ago

The first time one of our cats got out, she got as far as hiding under the porch until we could coax her back inside.

The next time she didn't even make it outside. She got into the (unheated) garage and just spent the night there until we found her.

That second night it was -11F (apparently -24C). I don't blame her for not wanting to go further but it's still annoying that she chose being out there over all the delicious bribery we left around the house to tempt her back in! (She was fine when we found her and has no apparent lasting issues from the experience, though she hasn't tried to escape since.)

[-] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Cats are an invasive species and kill over 15 billion birds and small mammals per year. There's nothing 'natural' about that.

Your cats freedom means the ecological destruction of your surroundings. Choose wisely.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

This is why I have a harness and one of those extending leashes. I pretty much let him go where he wants on hour-long walks; the leash is just to keep him from genociding the local fauna or running into traffic. It also reduces his urge to sprint outside the moment a door opens.

[-] hateisreality@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Funny trying to use a harness with my monster leads to him really trying to get out of the door.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Then I guess your walks aren't long and satisfying enough for your cat.

You can tell when it's time to end the walk. They start laying down and don't protest when you pick them up to carry them back to the car.

[-] chunes@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

'Invasive'

It's been five hundred years. Pretty sure this is a pointless distinction by now

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

it doesn't matter how long they've been somewhere. if they were brought by humans, they're invasive

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[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Cats are an invasive species and kill over 15 billion birds and small mammals per year

Places exist outside of the USA, just fyi.

[-] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

The 15 billion kills is a global statistic, just fyi.

[-] bobzer@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 months ago

"I hate birds and small mammals and I want my little prince to be able to murder as much indigenous wildlife as he wants because otherwise I'll have to provide adequate stimulation like for a fucking dog or something else that requires responsibility"

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Thank you. I knew my comment would piss off the smug holier-than-thou types that don't even realise there exists a world outside of North America 😊

[-] bobzer@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Wild birds and mammals don't get pet food and warm houses to sleep in. You have elevated a predator above the natural order.

When his range is over hunted, your cat should starve or leave. However now he won't. He'll go home,get food and go back out to murder everything he can find. Imagine every single other cat owner around you giving their pets the same competitive advantage and you should be able to see the problem even in areas where cats are "native".

Next time I'm walking my dog's I'm going to let them shit in your garden seeing as you have no problem with your cats shitting in mine. Maybe I'll let them hunt your cat too. I don't want my precious babies being bored.

Except I won't. Because I'm responsible and empathetic. You're being incredibly selfish.

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Pet cats hunt a tiny fraction of what feral cats (and other animals that rely on hunting) do, precisely because they don't need to hunt to survive. Even then, statistically the vast majority of animals they do manage to hunt are injured/ill/incompetive and unlikely to make it to the next breeding system even if they weren't hunted, which can actually be beneficial to local ecosystems and animal populations as those animals won't take up resources from members of the species that are likely to make it to breed.

This is backed by evidence of pet cats ownership increasing while simultaneously the populations of their most preyed upon species are actually increasing too.

The only real danger cats pose to local ecosystems is feral cats, which is (one of) the reason I'm an active part of a local trap, neuter, release program where I've helped neuter dozens of cats, so I've done way more to help the issue than I would be depriving my cat of going outside, and likely more than you've done.

Plus windows kill as many birds as cats, both domestic and feral do, but I'm willing to bet you live in a building that has windows right? For the sake of your own quality of life, so are you not being as selfish as you accuse me of being???

But I'm guessing by your, Franky borderline psychotic response, that you will barely even read anything I've said, disregard it entirely and double down on being houlier-than-thou and threatening a random person on the internet. Because that's how these things always gom

[-] bobzer@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm glad you're aware of the issue and I think it's great that you're involved in spay and release programs.

However literally everything else you wrote is at odds with research that has been conducted. The British Ecological Society (one of the "non-american" countries you referenced above) has a great article on the horrific impact domestic cats have. I suggest you read it:

https://besjournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1002/pan3.10073

To address some other problematic statements:

The only real danger cats pose to local ecosystems is feral cats

Every time you let your pet cat outside, there's no guarantee it comes back. Feral cats aren't a self sustaining ecosystem of felines that spring from the earth.

Aside from that, you're also impacting other humans. My neighbour's cat shits in my garden every night, cat shit carries pathogens like toxoplasmosis that can cause pregnant women to miscarry and can literally make children go blind. The only reason I don't sit out waiting with a pellet gun like I would for other pests is because I like the mangy bugger.

My younger sister was also attacked as a child while she was playing outside in our back garden by one of the neighbours cats. She still has the scar on her lip to prove it.

Do you not give a shit about what your cat might be doing when you're not being responsible for it? Imagine if I just let my dogs roam around the streets unsupervised.

I'm guessing by your, Franky borderline psychotic response,

I think you should really check yourself here. It's too easy to make fun of crazy cat people for this to descend into petty name calling.

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[-] hateisreality@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Except they are genociding local bird populations...

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Even if that was true, and it's not. Windows kill as many birds as cats do. Do you like in a house without windows? No? Well then you're genociding local bird populations too.

[-] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

Last time our cat got out that little fucker climbed a tree and wanted to come down but was to afraid of hight >=<

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[-] MonkeyTown@midwest.social 11 points 3 months ago

My cats sit by the glass storm door and watch me go through it. Not a whisker twitch to move. They are inside only and have no real desire to go out. All my cats have been like that. They are spoiled rotten and know it. Not willing to give up a good thing.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

(Twig snaps a mile away)
Cat: To the bridge of Casadoom!

[-] yilian@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

I once saw my cat run like the devil was chasing because a random breeze lifted his fur.

[-] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 10 points 3 months ago
[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 8 points 3 months ago

Neth'sin the Eternal Tormenter is afraid of outside, loud wind, rain, and guest. She's the only cat I had that hates the outdoors.

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Just like my dad

[-] RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

cant beat freedom

[-] AGD4@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago
[-] bearoftheisle@europe.pub 4 points 3 months ago

I'm sorry I've had exactly one cat that I've given semi-unlimited food and he did not move anywhere speedily, ever. Saying hello or even walking to get fed was at most at a brisk trot lol

[-] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

I mean I'm the same as the cat, plus I have free internet and a volunteer job I can do at home, but I still wanna leave the house daily and do something interesting.

[-] dellish@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Igl, Dr ght now it's pre-coffee AM and I first thought the picture was of a roast chicken (complete with goose neck) running to the right.

[-] dorumon@lemmy.cafe 2 points 3 months ago

My cat refuses to leave the house and when he is outside. He just hangs around the house until he can come back in. Honestly he is most comfortable around me or a person.

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