Al is Arabic for “the,” “um” was because the scientist forgot what he wanted to say, “in” means inside, and “um” also means the scientist forgot what to say and likely ran away.

A rare turbo pregnancy!

Oh! This one jar that is freakin stuck super bad.

Sorry Nike, but turn your logo upside down, kick off those sneakers and light up a NEWPORT.

For some reason my brain will eternally read MTG as Magic The Gathering.

I like the cut of your…Jimb.

The violent rumbling is actually a relaxing massage.

Non, monsieur. Eye vill not recommend a wine for yur chickon streeps.

They call it a Sherman because it’s sheer manliness.

We need more militant soup activists.

This is by a wide margin one of the most hard hitting sandwiches to ever play the game.