[-] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

A nice shitter and a bathtub. I have a toilet and do shit in the woods as much as possible. But a reliable porcelain throne feels great. I can realese some genuine horrors and its just gone in a flush or two. I also like just laying down in a nice hot bath with some bubble bath, little scented Epsom salt, drink a beer and smoke a j.

[-] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Siemens everywhere

[-] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago

This is why I'll boondock until its completely illegal. Then if they don't force me into the gray pod then I'm going feral hobo until I die in a fight with a racoon over some berries.

[-] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

I'm drinking sangria at 8am in the middle of the desert. If society wants me back someone is going to have to be very nice to me. Fuck your robots, I need a hug :(

[-] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago

The episode where the kid named finger beats Walt Jr to death while Walter just sits in his cuck chair and jacks it is crazy

[-] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 days ago

I miss the old comics. They were so bad in a way I loved.

[-] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

Get me a hatman hallucination with a side of mania

[-] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 week ago

the drugs are letrozole (usually used to treat breast cancer) and irinotecan (usually used to treat colon and lung cancer).

[-] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 31 points 2 weeks ago

TFW when the AI that analyzes facial muscular movements, eye movements, pulid dilation, hearth rate and blood pressure, and response time flags you for "secondary screening" because you're dyslexic.

[-] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 154 points 3 weeks ago

I'm a simple man, I see large boobs and butt, I purchase gold necklace.

[-] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 month ago

Inb4 palantir cuts off your electric and water because you had 15% eye distraction during the mandatory 3hr nightly fox news viewing.

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