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[-] TotallynotJessica 15 points 2 days ago

This headline is thoroughly debunked in other comments.

[-] birdwing 1 points 1 day ago

What's the green text? I've seen blue for OP and red (presumably instance owners), but not green. Is that moderators?

[-] TotallynotJessica 1 points 1 day ago
[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 4 points 2 days ago

Big if true

[-] SnotFlickerman 129 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It has been 6,605 days or 16 years, 7 months, and 7 days that I have been waiting for Sean Hannity to be waterboarded for charity.

Not placing my bets on this one.

[-] jontree255@lemmy.world 113 points 3 days ago
[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 78 points 3 days ago

We used to be real country

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[-] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 days ago

Hey man, nice shot.

[-] J92@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Oh god. Budd!

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 55 points 3 days ago

The original headline was something like "Cuomo says he's moving to Mexico if Mamdani wins"

But damn do I wish he would do it anyway.

[-] Eggscellent@sh.itjust.works 50 points 3 days ago
[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago

ITS REAL TO ME DAMMIT

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

It's right there. Looks like a headline to me

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 3 days ago

Well check out this headline:

Now what do you believe?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

that looks like a headline too.

[-] KryptoSynth@ani.social 10 points 3 days ago

you're blowing my brains out right now

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

Like come on, it's an exclusive ffs!

Would've got my vote.

[-] caboose2006@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

[-] Pacrat173@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 days ago
[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

Please mark this as satire, it isn't real.

[-] svcg 9 points 3 days ago

Mamdani won't become the mayor until January. Anything could happen ~~to him~~ in the meantime.

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago

Folks, this was a cry for help. Show some empathy and help him along.

[-] Cattail@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Man we can troll this Alan guy by asking him what reason he found to live after Mamdani won

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