I also think Java is shit, but if you manage to get a NullPointerException while writing a hello world program, maybe anon is just not cut out for computers?

ITT: People who think "liberal" means any one single thing.

ITT: People who think "leftist" means any one single thing.

I fail to see how the oil being warm comes into it, to be honest.

He can't be the pigeon lady because it turned out the pigeon lady was likeable.

The problem with having to prove you're gay is that most gay people don't live their lives collecting documentary evidence of their gayness. So you unless you have contact details for a whole load of same-sex partners willing to testify that you banged, you have to contrive evidence. And then the fact that the evidence looks contrived counts against you. You can't win, and the law is an ass.

The gay aunt is transition goals for me. Too bad I'm going to have to spend a lot of money to have a chance of growing back enough hair to make that hair style viable.

* That'sh for blashphemy!

1. I'm fat.
2. The weather.

In fairness, the Church of England is hardly in the top tier of most horrible variants of Christianity.

Unless the religion OP was talking about was the England football team, in which case, yes.

OwO

Rob Schneider peaked literally last century with Deuce Bigalow. As if that were not bad enough...

Joanne Rowling has released books under the name Robert Galbraith, and the poster above has mixed up the names for humourous effect.

Also Robert Galbraith Heath was a psychiatrist who was a big proponent of conversion therapy for queer people. Probably nothing to do with why Rowling chose that name...