I assume that the attraction of the xenomorph is that you can get eaten out while you get eaten out.

German? Believe it or not, Mexican.

Irish? Also Mexican.

Sock it to 'er? I hardly know 'er!

Even ignoring the "making your workplace not be an insufferable place to be" justification, providing free tea and coffee is basically a legal and fairly cheap way of plying your employees with stimulants. Literally any office with any sense does it.

If, God forbid, I ever end up with dementia or whatever, I expect that the music from Green Hill Zone will be the last tune I ever recognise.

Narm.

Personal photos, or personal photos?

“It is every citizen’s final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people.”

Chairman Sheng-ji Yang, “Ethics for Tomorrow”

You know Russia has had its own nukes for quite a while, right? It was kind of a big deal back in the 60s and 70s.

Military parades are hardly monarchy-specific.

Option 1: Tell them you did it to waste their time. Outcome: You've wasted their time, and you caught a charge for wasting police time, obstruction, or whatever it is they call it there for your trouble.

Option 2: Plead ignorance. Outcome: You've wasted exactly the same amount of their time, plus you lied to the police, and you've faced no consequences for it.

Picking option 1 isn't brave, it's just stupid.

Grond!