"oh a new form of power generation? Sweet! looks inside it's making steam to spin a turbine...."

As former enlisted, I wonder if at any point while floating to the ground they thought to themselves "holy shit, I'm gonna die in a desert for pedophiles, why did I go along with this?"

At least one gets to think twice for now, but I doubt they will.

Well, when you come back and read this I hope you had a good trip, since by now (2 hours later) you should be feeling it.

I decided after 3 bad trips, I'm just okay with not trying again.

Hope you have a great ride! If you see the Sky Snake, tell her I said hi.

Lmao Tone is hard to read, I wasn't upset so if I came across that way my apologies, I was just adding more info in response to points you had raised.

I would assume if they meant it as some kind of a dig, they wouldn't accept the invitations to hammock with us. Their tone was friendly, it's just not a term I've heard and given the different comments so far, it seems to be a mixed bag as to whether other people would consider it an insult or a compliment.

Really though given the context, I'm going to take it as a compliment even if it was meant as an insult.

I haven't read it in full in well over 15 years, but that comment made me go find it.

I am not okay today if this is making me cry and I just woke up an hour ago...

I love it

And we are very CLOSE to winning! Just some more brave soldiers will die, but that's what happens in war. We have secured victory and are winning and will win!

Ą̴̙̭̲̬̖̙͌͊̓̊̈́͜r̷͈̯̮͍͓̖̕͘͝ͅe̸͙̱̫̙͋̀̓̅̂͛̈́ ̴̩̜̝̬̟̙̀̈́ẁ̷͇̱̻̱̪̉͆͒͋͑̕̚e̷̛̱̩̲͓̩̫̽̆̂̅̿̆͒͠͝ ̸̣̹̙͌̅̉̏̀͘͜ḡ̴̨͙̗̬͎̝̟̋͠r̵̯̝͔͛͌̽̈́̀́̈e̸̞̩̜͉̫̺̣̗͒͐̀̊̐͠͝͝a̷͕͊͒͆͒̔t̶̡̛͖̳̬̟̥̳͛͂̓̉͗͗ͅ ̵̹͙͙͍͌y̸̺̰̥͌̇̇͜͠ę̸̢̪̤̖͈̣̙̀̔̚͝t̷̙͔̃̿̏͘͜?̴̧̨̩̼͉̳̺̺̪͊̐͑̉̀̏̾͆̍͜ ̵̛̙̀̓͠

No joke, when I saw the thumbnail I was just about to go looking through my photos because my dog looks very similar (terrier Chihuahua mix so his snout is a little longer) and he loves wrapping up in my tortilla pattern blanket.

10/10 doggo

I have no job currently, my clothes are mostly 5+ years old with most of my stuff being around 10 years old from my last retail job when I got them discounted and on clearance, my car rolled off the line before I was conceived and has the damage that says it lives in deer country, and my food comes from wherever is cheapest.

And they all know these things since we talk about such things at meets along with basically every other topic. pretty much everyone is in the same boat, and with only one exception we all live with roommates and parents.

If you're thinking of a 2010 hipster with a man-bun and Abercrombie clothes driving their Leaf from the iPhone store to the fancy food market where everything is 5x the price because someone put the word "organic" in front of "tomato".... I mean, imagine me however you wish, but we are definitely more the type to live in a log cabin we built ourselves away from any kind of technology. I like what gadgets I do have, but I'd trade them for "not living in capitalism hell" any day.

Oh man, urban dictionary is still going? I haven't seen them in forever....

If that's how they meant it... I mean, it's pretty spot on.

I'll take it as a compliment, then!

I personally believe it is on purpose, to try and get you to download the app.

Then they can get way more of your data to sell.