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[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 158 points 2 months ago

Boyfriend is most definitely not the top

[-] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 115 points 2 months ago

She called him one though, not sure why you think she'd lie about that

[-] jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 2 months ago

because it'd allow her to say something funny

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 34 points 2 months ago

Y'all need to date more muscle mommies that you think this is worth discussing

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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

The same reason woman don't tend to tell others their boyfriends weenier is tiny.

[-] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 months ago

o.0 I have overheard that conversation enough times to know it isn't true. I have been part of that conversation (and left it) enough times to know it's endemic among even the sort of people I am friends with, and I'm choosy about friends.

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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

She seems AI generated. Can we talk about that?

[-] possumparty 15 points 2 months ago

Snapchat filter or some shit, hands and arms look real, face looks completely fake.

[-] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 4 points 1 month ago

Makeup can do some amazing things

I feel like AI would do the rest of the image differently

[-] possumparty 5 points 1 month ago

IMVU avatar lookin ass

[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 month ago

She was cosplaying Shira from Ice Age apparently. It's just makeup, not AI

https://www.tiktok.com/@cry.for.mercy/video/7513633825046465835

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[-] cheeseandkrakens 51 points 2 months ago

She could be a power bottom

[-] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

True. Only because he's generating so much power from the top!

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Actually Mac, you got it backwards. A power bottom is actually generating all the power by doing most of the work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc9_mxvP1K0

[-] RedSnt@feddit.dk 8 points 2 months ago

Something about his haircut that makes me think he likes a party in the back.

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[-] BadJojo 118 points 2 months ago

I am so jealous of her body. If only I wasn't so...what's the word...ah yes, lazy.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 127 points 2 months ago

I have a gym membership since January, and believe it or not, absolutely no change what so ever. No more muscles. No more strength.

If this continues, I'm a walking down to that gym myself to see what the f is going on.

[-] duhlieluh@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 months ago

i would call first

[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
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[-] Aspharr@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Start small and don't dive into the deep end. Do that and you might find sticking to it easier. When you're a complete beginner the bare minimum amount of work is enough to start seeing results in a few weeks/months.

Only go hardcore blood and guts later on if that's something you really want. Willpower/motivation is a finite resource, so making exercise absolutely miserable from the very beginning is a good way to fail after a week or two tops.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

me too and I'm a dude

[-] EldenLord@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago

He was a skater boy, she was a muscle mommy. Can I make it any more obvious?

[-] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 2 months ago

"He makes me laugh" -Jessica Rabbit

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

do not underestimate that. I married so far above my weight class just because i can cook and make her laugh.

[-] Cevilia 28 points 2 months ago

Pity she's a bottom. I'm a bottom too. :(

[-] froufox 21 points 2 months ago

sheesh, she has a boyfriend already

[-] Cevilia 44 points 2 months ago

Yes. That is absolutely the only reason I would never get to have sex with her. /j

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 months ago

You don't know if she's polyam

[-] froufox 13 points 2 months ago

and you don't know that person's pronouns

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 months ago

You already made that mistake 🤨

[-] froufox 13 points 2 months ago

such as you

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

You called them she though

[-] froufox 4 points 2 months ago
[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

It's just funny to call someone out for it after you've done it yourself. But she was the right pronoun so no worries

[-] froufox 5 points 2 months ago

it's a shitpost sub my friend. i am shipostig...

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

No you weren't lol, you just made a mistake, it's all good lol

[-] froufox 3 points 2 months ago

you got me 😭😭🥀🙏🙏

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 24 points 2 months ago

But where'd the boyfriend get the shirt?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 2 months ago

Believe it or not, also Hinge.

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

How are they keeping that door behind them from falling down?

[-] CarrierLost@infosec.pub 16 points 2 months ago

Have I got news for you…

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

what is with those scratches? Something aint right. And how was the photo taken?

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[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

She has a second account for the cosplays specifically. But I can't check much because I don't have an account.

https://www.instagram.com/mercy.cosplays/

Ah I found it. She's cosplaying Shira from Ice Age.

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[-] Euphoma@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago
[-] Battle_Masker 8 points 2 months ago

"Top Rule" sounds like it belongs on a "top gun" like hat

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