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[-] bitofhope@awful.systems 31 points 4 days ago

They called the idea nutty, even seedy, but the Copilot mascot turned out to be a seminal piece of marketing that spawned generations to follow. This was a huge release that left a lot of the more conservative viewers clutching their pearl necklaces. Cream of the crop. Busting once and for all the myth that Microsoft isn't a fertile place for breeding marketing innovation. Coming out of nowhere, a climactic moment in the 2025 AI summer. Truly a moment to refract on during the upcoming period. All the money they've splooged on AI is finally coming to fruition and not just blown off and swallowed. The success will surely rub off on the AI industry as a hole or at least jack up Microsoft shares with vigorous excitement. And other semen jokes.

[-] Soyweiser@awful.systems 10 points 4 days ago

Strange, ever noticed how many of the genAI logos looked like an anus? https://velvetshark.com/ai-company-logos-that-look-like-buttholes. "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action", what is dozens of times?

[-] hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 days ago
[-] Soyweiser@awful.systems 4 points 3 days ago

Yes, it is crap.

[-] Seminar2250@awful.systems 4 points 4 days ago

Breaking free from the butthole

is this the best thing i've ever read?

[-] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 18 points 4 days ago

Baldur Bjarnason has given his thoughts:

I mean… yeah.

Also, between this and seeing tech types link glowingly to a crazypants “colonise the light cone by exploring latent space” type of delusional bullshit and I’m staring to worry that computers, as a concept, might not be salvageable after these clowns have run the show into the ground

[-] dshan@mastodon.au 6 points 4 days ago

@BlueMonday1984 I never thought I'd say this but, bring back Clippy!

[-] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 5 points 4 days ago

Whilst we're at it, bring back Tamagotchi - they don't ruin the planet, and also they're cute

[-] bitofhope@awful.systems 7 points 4 days ago

kintamagotchi

[-] Seminar2250@awful.systems 3 points 4 days ago

colonise the light cone by exploring latent space

Can someone explain what this is referring to? I don't understand it.

[-] froztbyte@awful.systems 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

references these two topics. I suspect the phrase itself in this case is a shitpost taking aim at some of the absurd bullshit TESCREALists come up with in their nonsensegabble, but ...... it is also the kind of nonsensegabble that some of them may unironically post

[-] froztbyte@awful.systems 4 points 4 days ago

(related tangent: @cstross' Singularity series is a pretty fun topical dive about this, and he's been following these nutjobs for probably close to 3 decades now)

[-] Seminar2250@awful.systems 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

is it cynical that i find the idea of a "latent space" a bit goofy? may just be because i think data science is kind of a joke and much machine learning is "we threw shit at our model but don't know what a category error is"

like it's just dimensionality reduction with new vocab?

[-] zbyte64@awful.systems 13 points 4 days ago

Looks a lot like the computer from the recent movie Elio

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 14 points 4 days ago

Another Oglaf reference???

[-] johsny@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago
[-] bitofhope@awful.systems 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Oh, right. I forgot the obligatory comment.

@dgerard why did you make the header image so sexy again?

[-] dgerard@awful.systems 8 points 4 days ago

because i know what you like

Gotta get those clicks where you can, amirite?

[-] itsathursday@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

I’m into Clippy

[-] ItsComplicated@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

Or is it the fat just walking away? anyone remember the Adipose

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 days ago
[-] shapeofquanta@lemmy.vg 8 points 4 days ago
[-] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

I hate my desktop

Should we tell him that it's Microsoft's fault?

[-] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 7 points 4 days ago

The video is heavily euphemised and I think I got away with it

Sidenote: It would be hilarious if YouTube began demonetising videos featuring Microsoft Copilot's Cum Zone

[-] patatas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

something something facial recognition

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago

Liquid glass (the apple thing) also looks like semen.

[-] froztbyte@awful.systems 10 points 4 days ago

remember, the actual design name is Liquid Ass

screenshot of youtube video pre-roll still showing the Liquid Glass themescreen with the play button obscuring the letters g and l

(still amazing that they PR blundered that, and how rapidly just that got fixed while addressing nothing else about this stupid thing)

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 15 points 4 days ago

tangential: reminds me of this stupid thing that I saw like 10 years ago that I have recreated for y'alls viewing pleasure. Feel free to insert whatever narrative you like as to how I encountered the image on the left.

[-] Wakarimasen@pawb.social 5 points 4 days ago
[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago

New UI style that apple uses

[-] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Young and dumb

[-] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Tofu, if it were orange the article would read "...looks like a blob of orange semen"

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