guess it's finally time to rewrite calibre
i'm thinking cobol as a big misanthropic fuck you to humanity
and i'll call the rewrite coblibre and it'll include allusions everywhere to tyrion killing tywin, fuck it
why in the fuck does calibre's source code have an ai folder?
https://github.com/kovidgoyal/calibre/tree/master/src/calibre/ai
at the very least call it "llm" or something. does this folder contain A* as a subroutine? or how about a chess engine? someone needs to develop a pill that cures misanthropy because for some reason this specifically broke me.
i read that there was one based on a mexican-slur, but i couldn't think of it
spent weeks trying to rhyme "wet" with something, couldn't come up with it, damn i guess i'm not a poet at least i know it
"wire"
fuck me that is so lazy
university where the professor physically threatened me and plagiarized my work called to ask if i was willing to teach a notoriously hard computer science class (that i have taught before to stellar evals as a phd student^[evals are bullshit for measuring how well students actually learn anything, but are great for measuring the stupid shit business idiots love, like whether students will keep paying tuition. also they can be used to explain the pitfalls of using likert scales carelessly, as business idiots do.]). but they had to tell me that i was their last choice because they couldn't find a full professor to teach it (since i didn't finish my phd there because of said abusive professor). on top of that, they offered me a measly $6,000 usd for the entire semester with no benefits, and i would have to pay $500 for parking.
should i just be done with academia? enrollment deadlines for the spring are approaching and i'm wondering if i should just find a "regular job", rather than finishing a PhD elsewhere, especially given the direction higher ed is going in the us.
is anyone else fucking sick and tired of discord? it's one thing if it's gaming-related^[i guess. not really, fuck discord.], but when i'm at a repo for some non-gaming project and they say "ask for help in our discord server", i feel like i'm in a fever dream and i'm going to wake up and discover that the simulation i was in was managed by chatgpt
i bought some bullshit from amazon and left a ~~somewhat~~ pretty mean review because debugging it was super frustrating
the seller reached out and offered a refund, so i told them basically "no, it's ok, just address the concerns in my review. let me update my review to be less mean-spirited
i was pretty frustrated setting it up but it mostly works fine"
then they sent a message that had the "llm vibe", and the rest of the conversation went
Seller: You're right — we occasionally use LLM assistance for responses, but every message is reviewed to ensure accuracy and relevance to your concerns. We sincerely apologize if our previous replies dissatisfied you; this was our oversight.
Me: I am not simply dissatisfied. I will no longer communicate with your company and will update my review to note that you sent me synthetic text without my consent. Please do not reply to this message.
Seller: All our replies are genuine human-to-human communication with you, without using any synthetic text. It's possible our communication style gave you a different impression. We aim to better communicate with you and absolutely did not intend any offense. With every customer, we maintain a conscientious and responsible attitude in our communications.
Me: "we occasionally use LLM assistance for responses"
"without using any synthetic text"
pick one
are all promptfondlers this fucking dumb?
the students in my cs department are overwhelmingly promptfondlers and even my strong students are doing the "qualified praise" thing.
fuck me why did i go into computer science
thinking about how often code will be like
[-1] * len(array) # -1 is a place holder because I don't know the vocabulary term "sentinel value"
and justified because "it just needs to work"
and now we have professional vibe coders
half as good as expert human
60% of what a senior can do
is there like a character sheet somewhere so i can know where i fall on this developer spectrum
trying to explain why a philosophy background is especially useful for computer scientists now, so i googled "physiognomy ai" and now i hate myself
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- We’re likelier to be in a simulation run by whoever creates many simulations.
would love to ask these dorks "what is the event space of this probability distribution" and "have you heard of a category error"
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Linux gaming has come a really long way. I use Bazzite^[https://bazzite.gg/] on a Steam Deck and it's great.
The only real remaining hurdle, I think, is that some companies insist on anti-cheat software without Linux support. Mostly because they're too lazy to implement it server-side, I am guessing. This is why you can't play Fortnite (that one with the dancing and the bullets) on Linux.