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kissing rules (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 6 days ago by gandalf_der_12te to c/onehundredninetysix
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[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 65 points 5 days ago

Is that what you guys call a French kiss ?

[-] yoriaiko 23 points 5 days ago

Sorry to ask, I recently came (oh) from the other social media (the r one) to Lemmy... do we not censor Fr*nce here? Asking for science reasons.

[-] SuperNovaStar 27 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

You're free to c*nsor whatever you w*nt

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 24 points 5 days ago

****, * ****** ***** *** *** ****. *** *********** * *****.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 hours ago

--- -* -** / - -- - - ---- / *** ** -- - --- -*- - ** - * / *- *** *** ****


-* * *** / - ** * -** / ** -* / - / -


  • --**-- / ****

--- - - --- ---- / - ** --* - - -* / *** **** ** - --**-- / *- **- -- -*-

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago

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oh no i feel like i'm playing roblox again and i said anything in my first language

[-] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I'm sorry, I won't do it again. Just stop swearing.

Edit: Or is that some really long password?

Insert Hunter2 joke here, I guess?

[-] yoriaiko 7 points 4 days ago
[-] SuperNovaStar 8 points 4 days ago

absolutely! I recommend you cencor it a little more though. goo***.c*m is much better censored

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Except curses.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 11 points 5 days ago

Why was France getting censored there?

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 5 days ago

Because the laugh like ducks with that honk honk honk?

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 55 points 6 days ago

I'd rather eat bread than cigarettes, personally

[-] qarl@lemmy.world 118 points 6 days ago
[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 13 points 5 days ago

I was like "wow these look exactly like Mikado" but after further scrolling I see that is the sub-brand they use in Europe, also belongs to them. Mikado is also a game where you take a bunch of sticks in a bundle, drop them on a table then you have to remove them one by one without touching/moving the others, kind of like Jenga.

[-] gandalf_der_12te 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

oh the memories, i had completely forgotten about that even existed

but social situations often feel an awful lot like jenga towers, yeah

[-] lefixxx@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I think it's supposed to be french fries 🍟

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 19 points 5 days ago

they should invent a cigarette that is lit from the middle and can be smoked from both ends

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

perfection

edit: though I bet there are no valves in it and they spend most of the time huffing each other

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

and then two people use it and the one that gets burnt first wins

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 days ago

I can't see that working with cigarettes, but maybe a pipe?

[-] jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago

That is kind of what hookas are.

Doable. Put structurally supportive but very permeable material, even a mesh of something, in the middle. Maybe cover the ehole thing in that so it keeps it's structure as it burns, or just make the first couple drags like that.

[-] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 days ago

I kissed a girl and it made her hair turn red and also her cigarette became a baguette?!?!?!?!

[-] gandalf_der_12te 25 points 5 days ago

no, they wanna try re-enacting the picture, but a bit differently ...

[-] Sensationalglyph@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the first thing is pocky, not a cigarette

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 19 points 5 days ago

Shen got corrupted drawing all that yuri.

[-] gandalf_der_12te 6 points 4 days ago

if that's what "corruption" is then i want in

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Blondie's sudden realization that there could be only one reason to train deepthroating skills

[-] Unknown_0671 5 points 6 days ago

ah yes, coercing

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