[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 35 minutes ago* (last edited 32 minutes ago)

I hate the "what's your favorite song/game/etc" because like.. even though I have literally 9,000 hours of gaming on steam and probably 15000 total and have like devoted my entire life to it because I'm antisocial
I STILL CANT CHOOSE 😭 I LOVE ALL MY BABIES

edit: holy shit I'm at 9,995 hours now. I should make a cake or something when I get to 10,000


https://steamplaytime.com/profile/triflingtoad

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 42 minutes ago

While you're at it and if you didn't already PLEASE teach him how to exfoliate his skin. I felt so gross that I went YEARS not doing properly it because my parents were kinda.. iffy on some things.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

it's ok, we all know those are massive titties painted on the wall, you don't have to hide them 🤗🥰

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fuck.. I went to Pinterest to look at college dorms and downloaded like 15 memes again :<

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 hours ago

thanks queen 🩷.. or king, or monarchist if you're enby (I cannot see bios on Voyager)

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

oh hell yeah. Thank u 🩷🐍

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submitted 11 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) by TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works to c/onehundredninetysix

If you're about to complain about the censor, I'll let you do something about it. If you edit the censor out I'll replace the image in the post.

I take memes from discord, reddit, or instagram which sometimes censor stuff over the cycle of 20+ reposts. I mainly post on my phone and for me and I have no way to edit it out. Its either this, or nothing. If you can suggest a solution I'll give it a try, there's hardly any good Photoshop type programs that work on a tiny phone screen and aren't subscription based.

I heard Krita is planning on making an updated UI for mobile, but I don't think it's out yet :/

edit: sorry if I sound a bit upset, I've just tried so many different apps and none of them work and it's so infuriating 😭


also OH MY GOD the 'walking on eggshells' stage after the psych ward was SO ANNOYING.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

happy cake day

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 24 points 11 hours ago

HEY. technically I'm a woman now

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

>see post about boobs
>click on post about boobs
>I see boobs

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 18 hours ago

YAAAAAAAAYYY I LOVE YOU NOW

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 18 hours ago

oh yeah I forgot that he had to censor some of the insults

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(33) My wife is filing for divorce because she thinks that I prioritize playing project diva FT Over my family. I downloaded the game a little over a year ago since then I have gotten perfects on all 8⭐️ maps and below and I have gotten Excellents on 9⭐️levels and goods on 9.5/10 ⭐️ levels which to me doesn’t seem like a huge accomplishment considering there are players on YouTube that can literally perfect maps like Denparadigm on extra extreme with one hand but I digress. I can admit that I was a little obsessed at one point in time. My youngest daughter age 6 had a recital that I promised I would attended but I missed it because I was playing the game in my defense my alarm never went off and when I checked the time it was already over. My wife loves to say that I know all the lyrics to envy catwalk but can’t remember our anniversary which isn’t true by the way because for our anniversary I bought a second ps4 and a second tv so we could play together and she was furious but at least I remembered. I try my best to be a good husband but all I get in return is “if you love this game so much then why don’t you marry Miku or Luka” believe me I would if I could because they don’t make me feel like shit all day and night. Needless to say my wife has taken the kids and went to stay and her parents place for the time being. I don’t know if we’ll ever recover especially because she’s filed for divorce already but i really don’t wanna lose custody of my kids. I just wish she would support me playing this game as it’s just a game and I’m not hurting anyone.

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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

For those who don't know, it's where someone takes a QR code like on a poster for a concert and puts a sticker with a different QR code on top to a fake website that looks like the concert website (or a Rick Roll).

The obvious answer is to scratch off the QR code if you notice it's a sticker, but It's not always acceptable -or legal- to start damaging stuff to check if it's real or not. Also what if it's out of reach on a sign or something?

You can't put a little text under saying what the website is as a sort of checksum because the vandal can just write their own website under their sticker.

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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works to c/onehundredninetysix

at the endocrinologist rn getting an E prescription!!

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I also asked him:

  • can we play soccer with the electric shopping carts in the lot after we close
  • can i could put googly eyes on the trash cart
  • can we get a mariachi band to follow a grandma in an electric cart to play Mario cart music and when she gets painkillers we play the super star music
  • can I get roller blades and run around the parking lot bringing carts back inside?
  • could I bring my cat to work?
  • did you know slugs and snails REALLY love the smell of beer? So the next time we get a damaged case of beer you should give it to me to go catch snails

he said no to all of them. He hates to see a queen slay 🪱

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works to c/anarchism@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Any time I try to learn about these topics it always references super old books that are written in a complicated English that's beyond my simplistic knowledge.

I'm Gen Z and didnt know the difference between Democrat and Republican until like 4 years ago because I never cared about politics (and pretty personal reasons), this has obviously changed as of recent. As I went through highschool in one of, if not THE most censored history classes in the country (and from a trump supporter teacher too..) I wasn't given the best background knowledge for these topics.

I would like a book that essentially explains the ideas and some of the historical events in a more understandable way that won't lead me to the Wikipedia page for some random person from Russia in the 1900s confused as hell.

Any recommendations would be appreciated.

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