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wanna..?
(lemmy.world)
Just straddle his knee and start grinding, he'll figure it out
Back when we first started dating I told my now wife, "If you're horny, don't try to be subtle. Just grab my dick."
Pretty much all women should take this advice.
Being subtle will regularly, if not almost always be missed. Us dudes are too wrapped up in whatever dumb shit we're thinking about to notice the subtlety. Grabbing my dick, definitely gets my attention. If you don't know what to say, just grab a dick.
We'll let you know if there's any reason not to, but bluntly, few things are so important that they need to be finished before getting freaky.
Just try "wanna fuck?" Surprisingly effective. The other commenters knee grinding trick is also very effective.
No. Because your first mistake was calling it "naughty". When it's perfectly valid, acceptable and shouldn't be seen as out of the ordinary or somehow 'bad'. ๐
Feel free to try again though~ ๐๐
and just like that every last drop of desire fled into the night
Okidoke.
We don't know what OP had in mind though. Some sex acts are literally illegal (e.g. doing it in public places)!
It's only illegal if you get caught ๐
That sounds ... naughty ๐
Maybe~
Generally only a ticket if you do ๐
Unless there's kids around. Grew up on the beach. Bunch of people tried this and ended up being blue dots.
That's why you do it in the water... Or at night.
The water prevents that sand nonsense for sure!
You would think that, but Padme was finding sand up there for a week.
blue dots?
Sorry, it's a reference to being labeled a sex offender. If you have sex on the beach and a kid walks up to it, you can get in trouble for exposing to a minor. It's just risky.
Ah, thanks. We have never had sex on a beach nor do we know of anyone or anymany who has personally, guess that's why we haven't heard of it. That or that term isn't used where we reside.
Which you can usually fight, if you want ๐
Hahahaha, this got us. Well done kewwwi. ๐คฃ
If there's no one to catch you, are you really doing it in public?
technically yes, but we see your point.
Sorry girl, I'm busy looking at shitposts on lemmy
naughty? who's getting punished?
๐ฅน
Nervous but kinky nerds are so hot
As a kinky nerd looking for another kinky nerd, I agree. M straight switch if anyone's interested haha.
I do wanna
"I'll show you mine, if you show me yours."
Innuendo is nice.
Works for everyone, good mix of cheeky and bold, while not being too graphical and leaves room for escape routes.
I was the recipient of this one in my teens and it snapped into reality very quick.
Yes, I was that oblivious.
That's the awkward moment that i would like to just put my legs on their lap, but then i remember that the government released laws against sexual harassment and i don't know how to put my emotions into words to ask a question.
Sauce please
artist name is kitte / kittesan
As a guy (and i definitely speak for all guys), just scratch your crotch/balloon knot and jam your fingers in his mouth. Instant stiffy.
I'm ace, so YMMV, but anything going in my mouth is looking to catch teeth.
Yogurt.
Ha. Didn't think about that, did you? Your small mind simply can't perceive soft, unchewable yogurt. Now you look like an IDIOT on the INTERNET! What'll you do now, Light Yagami?!
CURSES! Foiled again! My intricate and devious traps were sprung by delicious yogurt! I will just have so stew and plan our next battle over some more yogurt.
My superior mind knew you would say this. I've calculated all possible histories extending from this point. There will be no further battles.
Okay, that part is good. Google stop text to talk. Google stop text to talk. God damn it. Stupid fucking hello computer. I'm doing great, thanks. None. My superior mind knew you would say this. I've calculated my total is 71.94 dollars while in line and already have the correct amount in my hand. I've also procured my ID in the other. Your slow mind may not have caught up to this fact yet, but I have dos equis approaching you on the conveyor. If I am not in fact 21, this may be your final transaction. What will you do, Isabella?
Promises promises.
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