I thought it unrealistic that the GTA bikes for stunts were placed so high up. I guess I now know...
It's not like they didn't know what was coming - Biden preemptively pardoned his son in anticipation of this.
But fuck the rest of us.
I like the ones that're combo'd with bottle openers better. Really sells the disregard for everyone involved.
Only kinda. It's a permutation of how the Old Ones used it - going in without protection. Only this time you're taking on life without a condom for your mental health.
Wild to me that the fox thought a street was a good napsite. Maybe it was raised in captivity, and has no concept of "prolly not a good place to crash"
Those already have a name - company town.
They failed the last time they were tried and will fail again.
The only reason this counts as fiction is probably because noone asked him what he thinks.
“He should not have been shot, but I will say this: We had no reason to suspect that he would shoot the neighbor from inside the house.”
The man who was being very aggressively territorial wouldn't shoot someone from inside his house?
On the plus side, there's very little chance of birth defects!
As much as I'm assured that Melania's a bad person, I always find her the most relatable person in these stories. Florida is indeed a swamp.
Is there a reason she's dressed as an amazon? Beyond the thirst-trap?
I'm surprised Thanksgiving is tied for the least disliked - it has a reputation for being trying.