Does our protagonist always keep the third and fourth fingers together?
Smorty, I always enjoy you sharing a bit of "The Life and Times of Smorty"!
And those office chairs look like they got an extra dose of focus-drawing. Care to tell me about them?
While usually reserved for people of great importance (aristocracy et al.), it's viable here. They puffed him up a bit, but the guy's dead so, w/e.
Birb.
Probably totally unrealistic due to the fact that they're megabeasts and therefore almost impossible to find.
Ah fuck. It's gonna be religious cults that do all that. The LDS and Scientologists already have lots of properties and oceans of assets to leverage for it, as well as the only sense of community most Americans ever experience.
Naturally the next step's gotta be scour the world for the rest of the pair and set up a nest box.
There will be another, but as you imply it isn't hereditary. The next one will have to build their own following. Which may be easier with all the groundwork laid from this one.
I hope you've blocked off the next four years, maybe more.
I saw the picture and thought "Blazing Saddles"! Now I'm even sadder that I live in a farce country.
It's got electrolytes, what ~~plants~~ cats crave.
It's common to the point of mootness, but: when describing the planet, Earth is a proper noun and should be capitalized. Otherwise you are referring to soil.
I sit down from cleaning out an office with a found magazine - was struck by how much is the same as it ever was.
After two(?) years of some hand me down slippers, I've finally got a new pair.
Oh? It's my favorite. Almost no ambiguity at all.