Soup Squad roll out!
Now they can get representation in congress without the exorbitant bill they usually have to pay.
Thank you, I'll take care of this.
Immediately tell our new friend to be more discreet.
I like the ones that're combo'd with bottle openers better. Really sells the disregard for everyone involved.
Only kinda. It's a permutation of how the Old Ones used it - going in without protection. Only this time you're taking on life without a condom for your mental health.
Those already have a name - company town.
They failed the last time they were tried and will fail again.
The only reason this counts as fiction is probably because noone asked him what he thinks.
“He should not have been shot, but I will say this: We had no reason to suspect that he would shoot the neighbor from inside the house.”
The man who was being very aggressively territorial wouldn't shoot someone from inside his house?
On the plus side, there's very little chance of birth defects!
As much as I'm assured that Melania's a bad person, I always find her the most relatable person in these stories. Florida is indeed a swamp.
Is there a reason she's dressed as an amazon? Beyond the thirst-trap?
Omnomnomnom. Tasty PFAS!