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no way rule (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 day ago by Smorty to c/onehundredninetysix

try to maybe not make the obvious jokes in the commies like

[
  "haha, those r rookie numbrs",
  "i can do bettr than thad"
]

... bt i cnt stop u of cours! <3

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[-] djsoren19 5 points 12 hours ago

I mean, I wouldn't say no to getting chained to the bed

[-] Smorty 1 points 12 hours ago

yeaaa the chains didn appear in the video... its jus a thumbnail thing...

[-] DampCanary@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago
[-] abbiistabbii 13 points 18 hours ago

Oh sure, when she does it it's a Youtube video, when I do it, it's a severe depressive episode.

[-] yuri@pawb.social 3 points 12 hours ago

when can i buy smorty merch?

[-] Smorty 5 points 12 hours ago

i dun hav any merch plannd... also i dun wanna support the capitalism... feels uncomf...

[-] yuri@pawb.social 3 points 10 hours ago
[-] HoodieGyaru 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"haha, those r rookie numbrs",

"i can do bettr than thad"

[-] fullsquare@awful.systems 16 points 1 day ago
[-] hlmw@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

Bedrest studies often attract people looking for a change who can afford to retreat from everyday life for a few months.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

Facebook marketplace: 1 piss soaked bed. Free.

[-] Smorty 5 points 1 day ago

aweehehehe nununu, she put a lil potty besides her bed ,..... whad a boring solution..

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago

For a second I thought it was an advertisement about BDSM until I read the title.

[-] Smorty 20 points 1 day ago

aweeeeheheheee no.... i wud never post ads <3

[-] mossy_@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

she obviously didn't make her goal. The video is only 31 minutes long.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago
[-] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago
[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 16 hours ago
[-] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

I didn't say birds

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

Prolly wearin' a diapee

[-] desktop_user 5 points 1 day ago
[-] Smorty 12 points 1 day ago

shes an influecnr i think... she behavs lik one at least.

so yea - with these peeps, they cn litrlli do anythn n itll get them views..,-

lik - they cud straight up lik - mek sammiches n eat em, n thads it.,-, <

[-] gandalf_der_12te 3 points 19 hours ago
[-] Smorty 2 points 14 hours ago
[-] gandalf_der_12te 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

because it's the way that influencers get clicks

edit: sorry if it makes you uncomfy

[-] Kekzkrieger@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago
[-] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 18 hours ago

I've always interpreted smorty's spelling as an intentional choice to poison data mining and most likely a sort of adversarial stylometry. There are ML systems out there that can do a good job of judging whether two different usernames are actually the same person based on their post contents. I also like how she's preserving an old element of Internet culture with that over-the-top cutesy/derpy "I herd u liek mudkipz" style.

It is kind of hard to read, but interestingly, it also forces the reader to think harder about what's being said. It is a bit exhausting but I feel like it's worth it for some of those benefits. I am glad it's not everyone talking like that all the time though, lol

[-] PyroNeurosis 15 points 1 day ago

You not familiar with Smorty? She's something of a beloved character in these parts.

[-] Smorty 5 points 15 hours ago

:o...

:oooooo

...

<3 <3 <3

[-] PyroNeurosis 4 points 14 hours ago
[-] Smorty 3 points 14 hours ago

..,., #,.,..., '.,., '. -,!!,,),,,,.... ',,, ",, %.,.,,..

...

~>//v//<~ ~aaaaaa~ ~uhm...~

thanksies so vrri mch! <3

[-] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

That doesn't make them incorrect...

[-] Smorty 12 points 1 day ago
[-] desktop_user 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] Kekzkrieger@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago

Stop whiteknighting.

Its terrible hard to read and make sense of.

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 hours ago

rejct splinng... embrc fredom

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 7 points 16 hours ago

You dnot need to untsrednad all the cnometmms you raed

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 8 points 20 hours ago
[-] Lileath 14 points 23 hours ago

Skill issue

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 3 points 20 hours ago

You could just like, ignore it and move on lol

[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago

Based on the non English thumbnail English is likely not their primarily language

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