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[-] lemmy_acct_id_8647@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Fucking Grindr. There’s NEVER been a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. And unfortunately really really easy sex for us trans folks 🙈

[-] Blahaj_Blast 13 points 1 day ago

Where can I get vers surgery?

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 235 points 2 days ago

"Top surgery makes you a top" is an amazing take.

[-] IndieSpren 57 points 2 days ago

What if I want to do bottom surgery but am already a bottom? What happens now?

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

You divide by zero, singularity happens

[-] tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 2 days ago

You obviously become a power bottom

[-] NotBillMurray@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago

Integer overflow, turns you into max value top.

[-] naeap@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 days ago

Isn't it an integer underflow?

[-] NotBillMurray@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Dammit, I knew I was missing something

[-] match@pawb.social 12 points 2 days ago

Lets you bottom twice simultaneously

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 140 points 2 days ago

Normally, tone is hard to convey through text, but that "Honey No" is doing just splendid.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

I really can't think of a single context outside of speaking to your significant other or spouse where "Honey" isn't slimy or laden with judgement/pity.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 9 points 21 hours ago

Diner waitresses that call everyone Honey/hon/sugar/shug.

If you ever get a Sir/Ma'am from them, you're in deep shit.

[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Or parents/caretakers (e.g. babysitter)

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago
[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago

talking to a cat got me forgetting English, "oww just a baubeeree!! oweesocutteee! such babycoded of you!! 🥰🥰"

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Thats a very significant other.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 75 points 2 days ago

After top surgery you can spin, like forever!

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 days ago
[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 days ago

The director confirmed that Elliot Page does fall over at the end!

[-] cokeslutgarbage@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

This is so fucking funny omg

[-] Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

This made me actually rofl

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

I am in Spain without the A.

[-] 58008@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

If you get both top and bottom surgeries, you wraparound to the other end of the spectrum like Pac-Man and you're just cisgender again.

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Mobius strip

[-] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 26 points 2 days ago

How did you manage to find an actual person to talk to on grindr? It's all bots, ads and crypto scams for me.

[-] Lumelore 29 points 2 days ago

I'm a trans woman, but I went on grindr to search for femboys one time since there aren't really any on lesbian apps and I got so many unsolicited dick pics + one gaping bussy pic that I just left and never came back. And I was only on there for like 5 minutes. I don't know if those dick pics were from bots or not but I've stopped using dating apps cause it seems every single one gets me either a bunch of bots or a bunch of dick pics.

[-] djsoren19 7 points 1 day ago

why would femboys be on lesbian apps? I feel like we would be very much not welcome there lol.

[-] Lumelore 6 points 21 hours ago

I've actually seen a few and I personally don't have a problem with it. I have also seen a lot of trans men on lesbian apps and technically, they should be on straight dating apps, but queer dating apps are more welcoming and it's not an uncommon experience for transgender people to get banned from straight dating apps unfortunately (I myself am banned from tinder). I wouldn't be surprised if those apps were also banning femboys as well.

[-] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Grindr is one big flesh market, honestly. It's a 10/90 gamble, 90% dick pics and 10% the occassional deep .... discussions.

[-] drosophila 13 points 1 day ago

Deep discussions on grindr reminds me of this:

[-] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 18 points 2 days ago

It's also a great way to gain access to buildings. I know someone who uses it to get into high rise apartments with his buddies. Set the proximity search thingamajig to a few hundred feet, and you'll only match with others in that building you're outside of. He gets a lay, his buddies make their way to the top, and he joins them later.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago

And that's how I met your father

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