Yay time for my favourite meme.
there is no better candidate!
they are allready accepted as (turtle) pope, are more than willing to challenge dogma ("all things can be conjoined"), are obviously catholic (forgiveness is granted by the ritual of confession!) and they are the cutest dog in the lands between and thus a 100% certified good boi.
vote Miriel, vote turtle pope!
Is this a dog?
could this be a cleric?
all the more offer hope
you don't have the right, O you don't have the right
you don't have the right, O you don't have the right
A puppe.
Y'know what? I'm throwing it for Miriel, they can have it! Hear, hear for the new Pope!
Except, you are all aware we'll all be long dead before Miriel manages to physically get to the Vatican, right? Just saying, not complaining...
Well, then we bring the Vatican to Miriel!
I vote for Doomguy.
If we're gonna be all old fashioned about it and have another Catholic pope, my choice is Frank Skinner
Just started playing Doom 2016, can second that.
Me! Me, me, me, I wanna be Pope! I know, like... religion and shit, I can do it! Put me on the field, coach, I'm ready!
Edit: to sweeten the pot, first thing I'd do would be bring back all the good shit from the Old Testament - kill money, the rich are the Devil's butt warts, reinstate virtues, "make Heaven over here, ya' idjuts," the lot!
And I'll also respect the time-honoured tradition of interpreting dogma however the fuck I feel like! And I'll choose to interpret it as an MLP episode, where Friendship and Empathy are the true heroes! Open up the churches to everyone, turn all cemeteries into nature reserves, God says all shapes and sizes of marriage are legal, Meme Dump Sundays after Mass, "Jesus would say 'what the fuck,' too," focus on love! Make Catholicism Hippie again!
Tamers12345 for pope
There already is a pope
At best you can vote for an antipope
Gibste mir mal den Reihwauch?
Pretty sure that there currently isn't, according to Al Jazeera and The Oklahoman.
And yes, I did indeed choose those two sources from hundreds of search results because both are unlikely to be anyone's go-to source for pope-news 😁
But the Kangaroo is well and alive and he has declared himself pope
..things I never thought I'd read 😄
That whole "Net Worth" section in her wiki is really, uhm, yeah it's really something else to read.
These people live on different planets.
..there's no such section in her wikipedia article (in fact, the phrase doesn't appear at all, nor does the word "wealth") and, while she IS indeed many times richer than you and I will ever be, at $30m she's not even very wealthy for an A-List actor and singer. Were you hallucinating or reading something else?
For comparison, the most smug man in the world who doesn't live in the White House, Bill Maher, has a net "worth" of $140m (which IS "different planet" levels of wealth that should frankly be illegal) in spite of being a Trump-enabling asshole with little to no redeeming qualities.
Were you hallucinating or reading something else?
Oh weird! I guess the page is under active re-writes? I caught this snapshot a few hours ago:
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Zendaya&oldid=1286834055
It reads very creepy and off-key. Good to know I guess, but really not the first thing people should see when they go to someone's Wiki page
Yeah, that reads like it was written by an unhinged PR rep on a coke binge lol
It sounds like it was written by someone who worships her and is also deeply in love with money. Unhinged barely covers it lmao
You're 100% right Lol
It's weird that there's a net worth at all. Most actors/musicians don't. It's especially weird that in this version of her page, it's the first section. Generally speaking for most persons, the pagest start with early life. I think you caught a vandalized version.
yeah seems like
/j
Yes, my child?
Poser. I'll be the next pope, thank you.
First thing i'm doing? Free ice cream for everyone.
u wan "translatd version"!?!?!? >;(
u GET translatd version !!! >>>>>>>;((((((((
but!!!! becuz i kno how much u hate ai!!! i translatd it with ai!!!
n alsuu!!!! becuz i kno mani lemmi peeps r mericns, n i kno mani mericns dun lik china- i used qwen to translat!!! here is link to convrsation
i hope u r ;(
here translatd version of commnt below
Sure, here's the text translated into more readable English:
Maybe I am... but sadly, those kinds of positions aren’t really about who’s actually best for it— but more about who’s the loudest about it, I feel...
Like— I think many, many people who say, “I don’t think I’m a good leader,” are actually some of the best leaders!!! Yes, yes, yes!!
I believe many people are just too shy to realize that they’re actually really, really worth something!!! Yes, yes—even you, the person reading this (even if you’re not commenting, it’s fine <3 no pressure <3 <3 <3 I believe in you!!! ~) I believe that you can very much be super useful in leadership positions, even if other people can’t see it because you’re not that assertive or whatever. Just—
Okay, rant over—maybe you’re the new pope! :o
And if you are, I’m very, verrrry happy for you! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
And even if not, it’s totally fine! If other people can present themselves better— who cares! You’re still good, kind, nice, reasonable, and a wonderful user! <3
You’re worth a lot, please know that— — —
Please know that...
[END OF TRANSLATION]
u bettr be!!!! >;( cuz im sad now ;(
i hop dis was wrorth it ;(((
mayb i am.-.bt sadli thos kindsa positions r nt bout whos actulli best for it- bt mor bout who loudest bout it i feel...
lik---- i thinksies many manymany peeps who go "i dun thinksies im good leader--" actulli r best leadrs!!!! yisyisyis!!
i believ mani peeps r jus too shy to realiz thad theyr actulli rlli mch wrorth somthn!!! yisyis evn u, the lemmi usr readin this (evn if ur nt ocmmentin, its fine <3 no need to <3 <3 <3 i believe in u!!! ~) i belive thad u cn vrri mch be lik- supr useful in leadin positions evn if othr peeps cnt see it cuz ur nt thad mch lik - assertiv or whatevr. jus---
oki rant ovr - mayb u r new pope! :o
n if u r, im vrri - vrrivrrivrirvirivrri mch happi for u! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
n evn if nt, is totlli fin! if othr peeps cn present their stuffsies bettr - who cares! - ur still gud n lovli n nice n reasonbl n a lemmi user! <3
ur worth mch, pls kno thad - - -
pls kno thad...
Smorty, no hate, but every time I read one of your texts, I am glad the oughts are over.
i updatd commnt. i hop ur happi now
Actually, I am. Thank you, smorty.
smorty you're adorable but i can never tell what you're saying. please spare a thought for us poor esls.
i updatd commnt. i hop ur happi now
No, smorty, i hope YOU are happy
are you sad because people want to read what you have to say?
Am I having a stroke?
i updatd commnt. i hop ur happi now
I still smell toast
Obi-Wan Kenobi. He almost was one.
I'm down with that
Me?
Sure, you can be my second alternative after my "in case It has to be a Catholic" choice Frank Skinner 😁
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