He was born in Panama

A lot of people seem to forget, but prior to Trump, the president wasn't a dictator

Insane that she has the gall to include the "T" in there

I'm sure he does.

I'm sure this is true for nearly every entity that has ever lost a settlement

And the confidence with which they say this kind of shit. It's astounding.

I generally agree. However, especially nowadays (and back in the early 60s before Pet Sounds and Rubber Soul), not all albums are written to be listened to as a whole. We've gone back to (many, not all) albums just being a collection of singles.

For better or worse (worse imo).

I’m usually thinking

Well there's your problem. No need to bother with that anymore.

Isn't it wonderful? Been on it a couple of years now and my only complaint is that I didn't switch sooner.

It feels like what owning a PC was always supposed to be like. Complete control.

John McCain wouldn't have been a citizen if this law had been in place at the time of his birth.

Not that they give a shit.

OH NO, NOT FIVE PERCENT OF YOUR LITERAL BILLIONS.

Great for moody television, but that seems like horrible advice for lifeguards lol

I know there's a phenomenon of a drowning person flailing and bringing the lifeguard down with them, but I'm not sure you can tell from the shore that that's gonna happen

The word you're looking for is "cantilevered"