lol no

I don’t think crew-served weapons are going to be used unless someone turns up with a goddamn killdozer.

Tear gas is almost certainly going to me more than enough. And if there are armed elements who actually try to take a potshot, they’ll be targeted surgically, not with area weapons. This is the US, not Russia.

Eh. They should hold congress in the place it’s meant to be held.

If any sort of armed insurrection approaches the Capitol next January, they will be aggressively subdued and arrested. The reason it wasn’t done in 2021 was because Trump wanted it to succeed, and so refused to do anything. Biden doesn’t want an armed insurrection of MAGA idiots to swarm the Capitol; ergo, there will be sufficient crowd control and defense, and QRF guard units will be deployed if the situation demands it.

Hey man, I’ve got a hammer, and that process looks a lot like a nail.

It’s like he has the concept of jumping

**or ducks

And buy back a few billion in stock!

Irrelevant. The heat death of the universe is a constraint unrelated to the premise of the original problem.

kill -9 😎

The fact that you’re trying to seriously use the term “BlueMAGA” tells me all I need to know about you.

Biden:

hold my ~~malarkey~~ beer

They’d be buying them for their chip foundries. Apple doesn’t want to have to contract out their chip production. Their whole MO is vertical integration - acquiring their own chip lithography and manufacturing lines would be a HUGE step in that direction.