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[-] SolOrion@sh.itjust.works 174 points 1 week ago

It's weed. Who cares? Do a campaign about prescription opiates or meth or something useful.

[-] tiefling 82 points 1 week ago

No see they get kickbacks from those so it's ok

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 115 points 1 week ago

If the DEA wanted to warn people of a real danger on the streets, they'd warn people about cops. Do you hsve ANY idea how many people cops kill every year? Yeah, me neither, because they don't publish the real numbers. They don't take accountability, they just hide everything.

[-] NobodyElse@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 week ago

Not just that, but the most dangerous thing about marijuana comes from it being illegal. A cop catching someone with pot will do more damage to their life than the weed ever could.

[-] kbal@fedia.io 64 points 1 week ago
  • XXX WARNING EXTREME DANGER XXX — Marijuana can make you feel good, but may temporarily impair your ability to safely operate heavy machinery. [illustration of a forklift plunging into the abyss, the driver looking relaxed and happy; it hits the ground and explodes]

  • MARIJUANA CAN MAKE YOU HIGH [bored teenagers at a party, one young man clearly enjoying himself too much sitting near the TV laughing at The Flintstones]

  • WARNING: MARIJUANA MIGHT NOT GIVE YOU A HANGOVER — It might feel like you're getting away with something but that just makes it TOO EASY to do it AGAIN [dude with a 420 T-shirt looking smug amidst some still-comatose alcohol drinkers]

For $5000 in advance from the DEA I'll develop any one of these premises into a professional-quality educational video.

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[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 week ago

Beware the DEA kids. They knew about all the oxy all along. They knew about all the hydro. They knew every single major shipment going to Florida, Kentucky and wherever else this whole time. They knew about the opioid epidemic and they rubber stamped every shipment and quota request for the people making the drugs.

[-] nomy@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago

Goddamned right, our government threw its own citizens under the bus so pharmaceutical companies could make another billion. Then imprisoned the people who got addicted.

[-] Bacano@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

they rubber stamped every shipment and quota request for the people making the drugs.

I don't have trouble believing this could be the case, but can you link some evidence?

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[-] Tehdastehdas@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago

Your casual lawbreaking will be used against you.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

"Corrective Rape" as a trope within the American prison system is probably the darkest part of this cartoon.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

This is exactly what had me scared straight for the longest time. It's not the drug, it's the system that punishes use of the drug that's the real threat.

The fact that ex-convicts (people that have paid their debt to society) aren't a protected class in the hiring process is beyond me. At least insofar as non-violent offenses go, there's no cause to throw someone away like this. This goes especially considering the current state of political affairs around here.

I would like to once again congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

I cannot see a single reason why this would backfire.

[-] Deello@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

I can think of 420

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 40 points 1 week ago

dea once again proclaiming how completely out of touch with reality they are.

idiots.

[-] Crikeste@lemm.ee 36 points 1 week ago

Cannabis will never be as harmful as alcohol. This really outlines their intentions and how little they actually care about harm to children.

[-] SleepyBear@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

-looking for stories about how marijuana use has negatively impacted your life

"I-I just kept eating. Just kept going. A whole family sized bag of doritos. OH THE HORROR!!"

[-] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

I like marijuana and am in favor of legalizing it but lets not pretend its completely harmless. For example, tenagers should not be using it since it will interfere with their developing brains.

I do agree that this campaign by the DEA could focus on more destructive drugs, like alcohol for example. Not to mention the opiods...

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[-] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 week ago

This seems perfectly reasonable. I'm sure the people wearing DARE shirts will take this seriously and help out.

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[-] StayDoomed@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Where are the DOGE bros for this government waste?

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[-] thingAmaBob@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Can’t wait for the epic memes promoting weed

[-] cupcakezealot 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

zack morris told me theres no hope with dope right before he narced on a nice guy for responsibly doing weed in his own house and then drove drunk and lied about it to his dad though

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago

Beautiful

what better way to promote 420 Day than to try to market 'Anti-420 Day' and tell supporters how to cancel the day and send out warnings instead

they just boosted 420 day by 500%

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago

Streisand Effect, is the term you may be looking for. :-D

[-] arotrios@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Challenge accepted:

[-] cupcakezealot 22 points 1 week ago

im from the future.

it did not work out like they hoped

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[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago
[-] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

If you smoke enough marijuana you can hear all the complicated stuff drummer Jeff Porcaro isn't playing on the song Africa by Toto.

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[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 17 points 1 week ago

Students would be eligible for a $25 Amazon gift card for a personal video, $35 for a group video and $50 for a “professionally produced educational video or skit with adult sponsor supervision.”

And no content is allowed that “depicts, imitates, or promotes the possession or consumption of any THC product.”

“DO NOT IMITATE THE USE OF THC/MARIJUANA OR PARAPHERNALIA OF ANY KIND, EVEN AS A JOKE,” it emphasizes.

[-] huppakee@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

What is 'adult sponsor supervision'?? Lol

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[-] HEXN3T 16 points 1 week ago

Anti-DEA day for people on the right side of history

[-] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I'd be flooding Instagram with pro-420 Day memes, if I had an account.

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[-] cjoll4@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm pro-legalization (because criminalization does much more harm than good) but why are you all acting like this is a bad thing? Especially considering that the campaign is specifically advocating against YOUTH consumption of marijuana? We can all agree that children and adolescents shouldn't consume marijuana, right? Just because it shouldn't be criminalized doesn't change the fact that weed is a habit-forming drug that impairs memory, concentration, and reflexes. It absolutely CAN be dangerous.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Well, it's pretty clear that this is a way for the DEA to get other people to spread propaganda for them. They know the idea is unpopular so they're paying children to do their dirty work for them. They know there are at least a million kids on Instagram who will just do this for a free gift card regardless and they're trying to exploit them.

Also it absolutely reeks of desperation. They're trying to force a viral movement in the most inorganic and insincere way possible. It's like if an unpopular teacher offered to pay her students to go around telling their friends about the benefits of doing extra homework.

And it's worth mentioning one more time, they're exploiting children to spread their lies.

[-] cjoll4@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What lies? What "dirty work?" They're not giving the kids a script. The assignment is to either make an educational video about why young people shouldn't use THC (do you not agree that minors shouldn't use THC?), OR share a personal anecdote about how marijuana use has affected them or someone they know.

You say it sounds desperate, but to me it looks like a way to catch kids' attention and get more young people thinking about this. Submit a skit, get a gift card, be engaged in the conversation. Maybe learn something new. What's so exploitative about that?

Is it automatically "propaganda" to suggest that there's anything unsafe about marijuana or that kids shouldn't use it?

[-] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

It's not that this is a "bad thing". It's wildly ineffective, hypocritical, and a waste of resources when compared to other more pressing issues that they are doing nothing about. Thus, mockery.

[-] Zero22xx 15 points 1 week ago

Next, these people are going to start going after heavy metal and rap music again.

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[-] satanmat@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Anyone have popcorn?

I cannot fathom any possible way this could go off the rails.

What a great idea!

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago

Remember all those idiots who thought this administration was actually going to make good on their promise to legalize it?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Hey kids, remember, Ted Nugent never smoked pot.

Um. So, there’s that.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Yeah, he just literally shit his pants to dodge the draft, and then wrote a song about how much he likes banging 13 year old girls! Both Trump approved activities! He's good to go!

[-] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I thought there was an executive order today or yesterday (can't keep up with the implosion into the fourth reich) that any org that receives money from the state can't make political statements? And wtf would this be then?

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

It's gonna happen!

It's Gonna Happen!

IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!

Um, guys, it turned out to be kind of the opposite of what we expected.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

I hope the anti weed messages are at least funny so my legally high ass has something to laugh about.

[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Hey Fellow Kids (Steve Buscemi)

Don't believe that hype that weed is cool because it's for fools!

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