[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 hours ago

Windows grew?

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[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 hours ago

Researchers, professors, testers, archeologists, chemists, physicists, biologists.

Show me someone walking around with "scientist" on their lapel. It's like a cartoon joke.

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 hours ago

He kisses himself in the mirror

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 hours ago

You did say that. I'm corrected.

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 hours ago

This is the way

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 hours ago

I'm a warrior, a poet, an entrepreneur. Who says I'm not?

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 11 hours ago

NDT is a pompous ass

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 21 hours ago

I didn't say chewy

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Oof. Didn't know that

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 21 hours ago

That's the price you pay for awesome neighbors. Get invited to the party next time.

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[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 23 hours ago

Shit. What the fuck. How in the fuck do people hate Hispanics? They're cool as fuck. The food, the music, the dancing.

Work hard, play harder. I think these people are sick in the head, and just need to hate somebody.

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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

I had just had a friendly and fun dinner with some Cuban VIPs because of a work thing. After dinner I was supposed to take a picture of the US and Cuban group together.

I tried to tell everyone "Say 'Cheese'" because I knew it would be odd but interesting to the Spanish speakers who were unfamiliar with American ways, but I don't speak Spanish very well.

I said, "Hablo Queso," which means 'I speak cheese.'

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