Actual belly laughs here. Bravo. I give it a, very rare, -0/5.

What a missed opportunity.

Imagine an episode of DS9 where Quark, on Bashir's suggestion of how he buys more drinks when he's in a good mood, decides to have an open-mic comedy act on odd nights. Then he himself takes the stage in the third act, and ... bombs? slays? It could go either way, honestly.

Morn could even have a slot, only to get pre-empted at the microphone by a guest comedian.

Spock: It's comedy, but not as we know it.

every few hours

There is simply too much ADHD in this household to pull that off. We'd wind up with tepid strawberry-water, every time.

Imagine training cadets for post-crash survival, and having to drill into their heads that "food spoils if it sits around for long enough."

That last panel. ::chef's kiss::

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Data: Captain.

Picard: Thank you.

Beverly: Captain.

Picard: Make do.

Riker: Captain.

Picard: Make it so.

Geordi: Captain.

Picard: Proceed.

Worf: Captain.

Picard: Of course not.

Troi: Captain.

Picard: ...

Wesley: Captain.

Picard: Shut up.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

For a lot of people in suburbia, the entire concept of indoor "third spaces" is mostly "pay to play" at the end of a drive. A big exception to this is/were shopping malls, but those aren't always close by. To get to more a functional social fabric, we have to provide more convenient ways of interfacing with our neighbors that don't always require money to change hands.

Perhaps this is a predictably orange-pill response, but we need to change zoning in a big way. Each suburban development has the street plan and infrastructure to support small businesses and common spaces, walking-distance from everyone's front door. All it takes is to allow small-scale commercial development in corners of these collections of tract-homes and, just like that, you can have something like a functional village. Beyond that, encouraging more development of community recreation space, both indoor and outdoor, would go a long way to provide a place for people to mingle.

Edit: strip-malls don't count. They're often at the very edge of residential areas, and are tied up with way more capital than what I'm talking about. That's why they're made up of franchises, require ridiculous amounts of parking, and contribute to "stroads" and all the knock-on effects and hostile architecture that requires.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Watching people repair old electronics on Youtube has opened my eyes to the realities of real-world electrical engineering. In short: it's all about tolerances.

A power supply may have a nominal voltage of 5V, but anything from 4.8 to 5.2 is a-okay. Why? Because your TTL components downstream of that can tolerate that. Components that do 5V logic can define logic zero as anything between 0 and 0.8 volts, and logic one as low as 2 volts. That's important since the whole voltage rail can fluctuate a lot when devices use more power, or draw power simultaneously. While you can slap capacitors all over the place to smooth that out, there's still peaks and dips over time.

Meanwhile, some assembly lines have figured out how to aggressively cost-reduce goods by removing whole components from some circuits. Just watch some Big Clive videos. Here, the tendency is to lean heavily into those tolerances and just run parts hot, under/over powered, or just completely outside the published spec because the real-deal can take it (for a while). After all, everything is a resistor if you give it enough voltage, an inductor if the wire's long enough, a capacitor if the board layout is a mess, and a heatsink if it's touching the case.

If you don't change the menu, but substitute processed products for meat, then it very much is more expensive. If you change what you're eating entirely, and go after the no/low processed route, you can do pretty well.

Having cut a bunch of things out of my diet due to food sensitivities, I routinely see people struggle to imagine what dining looks like for me. A lot of folks have a very fixed view of cuisine and the day-to-day of making meals at home. All I had to do was eat less "American" food and more "East Asian" food; suggesting this makes some heads explode. IMO, a lot of people are not prepared to change that much, and will conjure any plausible excuse to avoid that struggle.

let his family live and instead have written a story about living in diasporas

Given that Discovery had plenty of Afrofuturism themes at this point in the story, this really seems like an obvious go-to for where to go next. Booker's homeworld wasn't perfect, but it was more perfect than anything else going at the time; losing it was a tragedy that really needed a better epilogue. Rebuilding that place, or helping his people find a new home (probably with the Trills), is a very compelling arc and would have seen the character come unto their own. We really should have seen Booker find a place among the Federation delegates by the end of the series.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afrofuturism

due to some strange quirk of their time travel.

While that's kind of a trope all by itself, I agree that would have been far superior to the apocalypse crybaby reveal.

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I used to really enjoy sites like this. I know there's joke accounts on Twitter and other sites here and there, but I haven't seen anything lately that has the whole site as one big running gag.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q%26A_comedy_website

A Q&A website is a website where the site creators use the images of pop culture icons, historical figures, fictional characters, or even inanimate objects or abstract concepts to answer input from the site's visitors, usually in question/answer format. This format of website, most popular in the early 2000s, evolved from the much older Internet Oracle. The original progenitor of this type of site was the now-defunct Forum 2000. The Forum 2000 claimed to have run the site by means of artificial intelligence, and the personalities on the website were called SOMADs, or "State Of Mind Adjointness pairs". However, later Q&A sites usually dispensed with this pretense, with the most extreme example being Jerk Squad!, on which the administrators of the site provide many of the answers.

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FTA:

Two Democratic legislators are introducing a bill on Wednesday aimed at Mr. Musk and the so-called Buffalo Billion project, in which the state spent $959 million to build and equip a plant that Mr. Musk’s company leases for $1 a year to operate a solar panel and auto component factory.

The bill would require an audit of the state subsidy deal to “identify waste, fraud and abuse committed by private parties to the contract.” It would determine whether the company, Tesla, was meeting job creation targets, making promised investments, paying enough rent and honoring job training commitments.

If Tesla was found to be not in compliance, the state could claw back state benefits, impose penalties or terminate contracts.

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Some of you may remember this absolute diamond of insanity that was the "4-Day Time Cube." This was the go-to example of the internet as a universal amplifier for communication - for both the sane and insane alilke. It was there from nearly the start of the world-wide web, back in the 1990's. Alas, it ceased to be some time ago, but it still lives on in our hearts.

For the uninitiated: welcome. Read and join the rest of us that are "educated stupid."

Amateur documentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7lWCqbgQnU

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