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submitted 1 day ago by Gormadt to c/onehundredninetysix

I drank half the bottle of this delicious elixer and I'm queer, if I finish it will it turn me straight?

Is it only for straights?

panic intesifies

What will I tell my boyfriend?

For those that struggle to see the gold text on the red background (like my colorblind ass) the words "Straight Tea" are printed on the label of the half drank bottle. Roughly kn the middle.

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[-] cupcakezealot 4 points 13 hours ago

somewhere jk rowling is trying to figure out how to retcon butterbeer to straight tea

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

it's fine, just eat a golden gaytime

[-] cupcakezealot 3 points 13 hours ago

a) why is the ice cream a trans flag

b) i love that the ice cream is a trans flag

[-] djsoren19 2 points 14 hours ago

I cannot believe these are real, and now so desperately want one.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

good luck getting to austrailia

[-] cupcakezealot 4 points 13 hours ago

it's ok i have a shovel imma start digging tonight

[-] djsoren19 2 points 13 hours ago

It blows my mind that humanity has apparently forgotten how to ship ice cream. I can get Cheezels and Shapes and Vegemite, but Australia doesn't give out its Golden Gaytimes.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

Can you still bend your knees?

[-] shoki@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

where does this come from? i've seen this multiple times now

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 12 hours ago

There is a meme along the lines of "I drank █████ and now I can't bend my knees" but I can't find one

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 day ago

I'm sorry to say it's significantly worse than that: You are already becoming English 😔

Might as well finish the bottle so you won't be conscious enough to recognize what has happened to you.

[-] Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

You are lucky you only did half of it in one sitting.

Never the less. . .

Roll a fortitude save DC 16.

[-] Gormadt 16 points 1 day ago

2

uhhh...

I get advantage right?

[-] nicknonya 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

can i use my help action to kiss them homosexual style DM?

~@Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world~

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 day ago

In Japan it's way harder to find tea with sugar in it than unsweetened. For some reason, this company (Kirin) decided to market their sweetened tea by putting "straight tea" on the label.

[-] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Just use a bent straw.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago
[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

If you drink the other half standing on your head it'll counter the first half of the bottle.

[-] jia_tan 19 points 1 day ago

I’m so happy that you have been cured of your gayness! Ima need the name of the manufacturer so I can order in bulk for my conversion therapy camp.

[-] Gormadt 21 points 1 day ago
[-] jia_tan 10 points 1 day ago

YEEESSSSS FEEL THE GAY LEAVE YOUR SOUL

[-] Gormadt 23 points 1 day ago

Good news!

The gay thoughts are back!

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 13 points 1 day ago
[-] Gormadt 9 points 1 day ago

We should put that on some dolphin shorts

[-] luciole@beehaw.org 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Maths can clearly help you here. Set theory in particular. You see, the queerness set Q is very wide, while the straightness set S is quite narrow. If the straight potion has any effect, you may experience a union of both sets. Fortunately the result is still strictly queer.

TLDR: S ∪ Q = Q

[-] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 18 hours ago

How would you determine that drinking tea doesn't cause the intersection between the queer and the straight set?

After all, S ∪ Q = Q => S ∩ Q = S

Also, I would argue that your preposition S ∪ Q = Q is false because Q ∖ S = Q. And since we know that S ≠ ∅, Q and S must be disjoint sets or else Q ∖ S ≠ Q.

Unless Q and S are sets which cannot be formulated in ZFC, the union of Q and S cannot be Q.

[-] luciole@beehaw.org 2 points 16 hours ago

ok but have you considered the bi

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

The English custom, afternoon tea, by the Duchess of enjoying, was introduced of bedford.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Where can I find this? I had a slice of rainbow cake the other day and I'm a little scared. Might be a good idea to keep the antidote ready.

[-] azolus@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago

Good news! There will be a chubby emu video dedicated to your life choices!

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It depends on whether you were wearing the hat correctly as shown on the label.

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