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mysharona1987 posts:
[screenshot of a tweet]
@iamthedunce tweets:
Vampires don't live in castles, Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire.

iamnmbr3 replies:
this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace

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mysharona1987 posts:
[screenshot of a tweet]
@iamthedunce tweets:
Vampires don't live in castles, Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire.

iamnmbr3 replies:
this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23396300

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nickyflowers posts:

it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to

nickyflowers replies:
oh im sorry you're a trans adult? super ban. you are super banned for life. you have upset Visa's feelings. Mastercard is throwing up in the corner. how could you do this to Google Ads?

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nickyflowers posts:

it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to

nickyflowers replies:
oh im sorry you're a trans adult? super ban. you are super banned for life. you have upset Visa's feelings. Mastercard is throwing up in the corner. how could you do this to Google Ads?

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23312757

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thedickcavettshow posts:
hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

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thedickcavettshow posts:
hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

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thedickcavettshow posts:
hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23252685

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lil-shiro posts:
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
[screenshot of a twitter post]

Sandy Tragent posts:
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
[A picture of an old idyllic looking English town]

@C0LDREACTOR retweets:
[a photo of several storefronts on the street]
double greggs separated by a casino

[end of twitter screenshot]

cipherhunter replies:
[screenshot of a tumblr comment section]
asmadasthehatters comments:
Pop in for a cheeky sausage roll, chuck the month's council tax down hte shitter on the slots, celebrate with a second, cheekier sausage roll
Bangin'

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23252685

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lil-shiro posts:
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
[screenshot of a twitter post]

Sandy Tragent posts:
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
[A picture of an old idyllic looking English town]

@C0LDREACTOR retweets:
[a photo of several storefronts on the street]
double greggs separated by a casino

[end of twitter screenshot]

cipherhunter replies:
[screenshot of a tumblr comment section]
asmadasthehatters comments:
Pop in for a cheeky sausage roll, chuck the month's council tax down hte shitter on the slots, celebrate with a second, cheekier sausage roll
Bangin'