Come to the dark side no seriously we have cookies by nicknonya in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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["select text" popup not popping up] don't worry voyager it happens to all of us sometimes (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by nicknonya to c/voyagerapp@lemmy.world
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gar(ule)lic (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 2 weeks ago by nicknonya to c/onehundredninetysix
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show transcriptdarrellenjoyer posts:
i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

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Localization note: the Australian liberal party is right wing (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 2 weeks ago by nicknonya to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/24583284

show transcriptbatshit-auspol posts:
So today in "Batshit things happening during the Australian election” - the Liberal Party has dropped a rap diss track about the Prime Minister and shopping prices on Soundcloud, and for those wondering, yes it is the worst thing you will ever hear.

As if that wasn't weird enough on its own, there's plenty of accusations circulating that they made the song using Al, given the bizarre choice of using an American accent in the song, and it's been pointed out that the cover art is parodying a Drake album cover which isn't exactly someone you want to be aligning yourself with in a rap battle right now.

Shoutout to this quote from Channel 7's story when the song dropped:

[snippet from the article reading: "At the time of writing, the track has one comment.

it simply says "excretable", meaning extreme bad or unpleasant "
[end of snippet]

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Localization note: the Australian liberal party is right wing (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by nicknonya to c/onehundredninetysix
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show transcriptbatshit-auspol posts:
So today in "Batshit things happening during the Australian election” - the Liberal Party has dropped a rap diss track about the Prime Minister and shopping prices on Soundcloud, and for those wondering, yes it is the worst thing you will ever hear.

As if that wasn't weird enough on its own, there's plenty of accusations circulating that they made the song using Al, given the bizarre choice of using an American accent in the song, and it's been pointed out that the cover art is parodying a Drake album cover which isn't exactly someone you want to be aligning yourself with in a rap battle right now.

Shoutout to this quote from Channel 7's story when the song dropped:

[snippet from the article reading: "At the time of writing, the track has one comment.

it simply says "execrable", meaning extreme bad or unpleasant "
[end of snippet]

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woag (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 3 weeks ago by nicknonya to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/24536609

show transcriptOptical illusions are wild.
Close one eye, tilt your phone back, and look at the screen from the charging hole!

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opticrule illusion (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by nicknonya to c/onehundredninetysix
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show transcriptOptical illusions are wild.
Close one eye, tilt your phone back, and look at the screen from the charging hole! [stretched out text reading "you're doing great and i'm glad you exist"]

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was asked to post it again (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 3 weeks ago by nicknonya to c/onehundredninetysix
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just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher

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his book was a hard read but it had some deep messages (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 3 weeks ago by nicknonya to c/196
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show transcriptisawken posts:
just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher

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his book was a hard read but it had some deep messages (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 3 weeks ago by nicknonya to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works
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show transcriptisawken posts:
just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher

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his book was a hard read but it had some deep messages (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 3 weeks ago by nicknonya to c/onehundredninetysix
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show transcriptisawken posts:
just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher

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fake estate (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 4 weeks ago by nicknonya to c/onehundredninetysix
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show transcriptteaboot posts:
why's it called Real Estate though.
where's the Fake Estate

teaboot replies with a screenshot of the comment section:
leebeearts comments:
airbnb [end comment]

leebeearts quick on the draw today

Literature rule by nicknonya in c/196
[-] nicknonya 147 points 2 months ago

the balls penised cockfully down the stairs

I never realized this by nicknonya in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] nicknonya 77 points 4 months ago

our beautiful baby boy Robert 3de2d34e-a089-4a5a-acd8-b00d7c7eb07a

Deficiencies by nicknonya in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[-] nicknonya 121 points 8 months ago

turns out The Vitamin is real sometimes

average programmerule by nicknonya in c/196
[-] nicknonya 69 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

uses sub instead of community

opinion invalidated, hounds released, house doxxed, feet leaked

when a wisdom based character rolls a nat 20 on intimidation by nicknonya in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
[-] nicknonya 69 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

the original is also funny

4th rule by nicknonya in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] nicknonya 82 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

druletectives by nicknonya in c/196
[-] nicknonya 121 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

since those bottom ones are hard to read:

benoit blanc figures out you're trans because he's a gay southern man. he knows.

House puts you down for an orchi beforeyou even realize you're trans

BBC sherlock calls you a slur

Oh Hell No. by nicknonya in c/lgbtq_plus
[-] nicknonya 96 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

tweet by @stealthygeek: First, they came for the transgender, and I spoke out immediately even though I'm straight and cis because I've read the rest of the fucking poem.

Freud by nicknonya in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[-] nicknonya 72 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This comic, titled "Freudian Slip" by Luke McGarry, has two panels.Panel 1:A man resembling Sigmund Freud walks down a hallway, unaware of a banana peel on the ground.Panel 2:He nearly slips on the banana peel and exclaims, "WHOOPS! I ALMOST SLIPPED ON THIS COCK!"

After Buying Up Studios, Xbox Says It Doesn't Have The Resources To Run Them by nicknonya in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[-] nicknonya 187 points 1 year ago

INVESTORS INVESTORS LOOK AT HOW MANY STUDIOS WE CAN BUY LOOK LOOK WE'RE SOOO PROFITABLE
two hours later
WERE REMOVING SO MUCH DEAD WEIGHT INVESTORS LOOK WE'RE GOING TO BE SO PROFITABLE AFTER THIS

action park rule by nicknonya in c/196
[-] nicknonya 70 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

in case the Wikipedia article is too hard to read:

in 1983 GAR built an enclosed water slide called the Cannonball Loop. This was not unusual for that time. In fact, the park already had several such slides. On this one, however, they decided to build a complete vertical loop at the end, similar to that of a roller coaster The resulting slide, called the "Cannonball Loop”. was so intimidating that employees have reported they were offered $100 (equivalent to $252 in 2021) to test it. Fergus. who described himself as "one of the idiots" who took the offer, said, "$100 did not buy enough booze to drown out that memory." The slide was open for only a month in 1985 before it was closed at the order of the state's Advisory Board on Carnival Amusement Ride Safety. a highly unusual move at the time. One worker told a local newspaper that "there were too many bloody noses and back injuries” from riders.|! Some early riders came back with lacerations to their bodies: when the ride was closed to determine what had caused therm. teeth that had fallen out were found lodged in the interior walls. A former Navy physician found that riders were experiencing as much as nine Gs of acceleration as they went through the loop.

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