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[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 16 points 23 hours ago

On today's episode of "I wasn't going to, but now that you mention it, that's a great idea!"

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago
[-] TheFeatureCreature@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago

Ex-retail worker here that spent a lot of time in aisles, counting inventory, etc.

Steal whatever you want; I don't care. Not my job to look after that shit and I wasn't paid enough for it anyway.

[-] runner_g 29 points 1 day ago

I'd never considered this. Thanks for the idea, sign!

[-] Belgdore@lemm.ee 60 points 2 days ago

This is likely to prevent people from cutting the plants and later saying they picked up a fallen bit.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago

Yup, I doubt they actually care about people picking stuff off the floor.

[-] Makhno@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

The boots-on-the-ground staff absolutely does not give af. It's definitely middle management that's being bitched at by higher-ups that are scared of losing a fraction of a penny.

Source: middle management that gets bitched at by higher-ups that never set foot on the property.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

I don't even think management cares about actually picking up stuff from the floor, they want to stop people cutting off parts of plants and claiming they're taken from the floor.

[-] crossdl@leminal.space 17 points 1 day ago

Funny, I'm actually more inclined to do it now.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 12 points 1 day ago

Just do it at places like Home Depot or Lowe's. Don't do it at your neighborhood garden center.

[-] HandwovenConsensus@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

Why? It's not like you're costing the shop money by taking trash off the floor. If anything you're more likely to spend money at the shop you do it at for supplies and such.

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[-] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemm.ee 278 points 2 days ago

Pinching off a leaf seems icky, but fallen leaves are fair game.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 114 points 2 days ago

You sound like you steal from the forest. Abhorrent thief.

[-] OZFive@lemmy.world 98 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

~~Abhorrent~~ Arbor-ent thief.

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[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 38 points 2 days ago

I usually take the floor leaves and tuck them into a plant or two I actually buy. That way I'm still paying for something and I might get some freebies if I can get the extra leaves to grow but it's not guaranteed. I probably wouldn't do this at a local store tho, just the big box stores.

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[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

half of my succulents at home are from leaves that have fallen off in stores. sue me.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 175 points 2 days ago

I wasn’t thinking about it before, but I’m thinking about it now.

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[-] einlander@lemmy.world 151 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Is it a crime to enjoy a succulent leaf?

[-] Sleezy_Salesman@lemmy.world 81 points 2 days ago

This is democracy manifest.

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[-] SARGE@startrek.website 122 points 2 days ago

YOU'RE STEALING OUR TRASH! REEEEEEEEE!

If you clip a healthy plant without asking the owner first, you're a dick. But if I see you do it at a store, no I didn't. Cause the store made $2,550,000 while I was typing this.

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 79 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Are we talking about the 450 square meter store that looks like an industrial warehouse, or the 12 square meter handcrafted-everything boutique?

Cause if it's the former, I didn't see you shoplift a whole ass plant and if it's the latter and I see you clip the tiniest part of a plant, I'm calling you out loudly.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 47 points 2 days ago

It's a dick move to pinch leaves if for no other reason that someone else may want to buy that plant, and you're damaging it. Enough people do it, it's a dead plant.

Leaves fallen to the floor? Boutique or not, fair game. If you're willing to propagate from a leaf, you're probably not going to be buying whole plants anyway, and it doesn't hurt the store.

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[-] Atrichum@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago
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[-] czardestructo@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago

My father enjoys grafting plants, he has an apple tree with 15 types of apples on it. Come to find out he's been snipping tiny branches off apple trees at Home Depot....

[-] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

I like that. Good for him.

[-] prole 22 points 2 days ago

That's awesome.

Honestly, grafting plants is like fucking alchemy in my mind. That shit is crazy.

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[-] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 133 points 2 days ago

It's not theft, it's basically dumpster diving for living things. Living things that can grow in dirt with some water. They just see lost profit not an actual product loss.

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 43 points 2 days ago

I'll say if this is a family run place - it's still a dick move. If it's Lowes, Home Depot, or Menards, eh who cares.

[-] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 1 points 23 hours ago

If it's a family run place, just ask the owners tbh. My partner and I once asked about a fallen tradescantia piece and she actually cut us off a bigger piece and wrapped it up for us. Only thing she asked in return was for us to tell her how well it does.

It's a big plant now :)

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[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 2 days ago

In the corpora-fascist future, all plants are copyrighted variants and you merely purchase a license to possess one plant.

[-] Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

This is already happening. There's a company who copyrighted a breed of pineapple. They charge $400 for said pineapple and the company intentionally chops the top completely off, so that it cannot be propagated. Normally, you can take the green part of a pineapple, put it in the ground, and a few years later you'll have a new pineapple. It's ridiculous.

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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago

Well how much is it worth? You going to ring me up for a leaf?

[-] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 93 points 2 days ago

Kind of reads like an instruction, not a discouragement.

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[-] Fades@lemmy.world 70 points 2 days ago

It’s one thing to ban snipping off nodes and such but fallen fuckin succulent leaves? Get the fuck out of here lol

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[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 35 points 2 days ago

I love how their primary focus here is teaching you the term and only secondary concern is anti-theft.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

I love how it reminds people that it's possible.

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[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

Maybe it is illegal in the sense that some succulents ARE invasive species

I do know that people go to garden shops looking for free material for growth lying on the ground, which id argue is unnecessary. Most people who own plants or a garden will happily share with you the fact if you show the ittyest bittiest piece of interest in them, and also share plants as well.

Hell I regularly give out succulent saplings for free or as a gift to friends and people I meet.

So yeah, you can just ask man, it's no biggie

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

Someone in my town has a big clump of some kind of tall ruffly flower that stands on a stalk amidst tall upwards-sticking blade leaves. Very neat and it seems to grow quickly to fill the area every spring. I've been too nervous to ask for a bit of it, but maybe I can buck up some courage and ask.

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[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

I don't approve of shoplifting, but their cute new word makes me want to try it.

[-] MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

We really do live in a dystopia.

So many examples every day.

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[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"no PLEASE don't spend half your paycheck here then get something for free :((( Pay me more money? I report u!!!!!"

Anyone know what store this is?

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Plant props aren't a basic necessity. The plant shop doesn't decide your paycheck.

If you want to steal food from Walmart, go head, but don't feel entitled to whatever you want.

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[-] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 days ago

This sign is giving me ideas

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