How do you know ducks are witches?

Hydrologic high ground

Thats a Ballot, a balut is a large room or chamber, usually used for storage, especially an underground one.

No one hates the tech in their cars, ABS is universally loved. What people hate is tech working not in tandem but against them

Classic Hank Scorpio

Bro grew up to be a useful member of society in the recycling and garbage recollection department

Everything in china is fake part 3000

Neither do cows but I've seen one too many slurp a Snake like spaghetti and eat baby birds as if they were KitKats

I had one last week here on claiming the average person could feed themselves for years by growing cherry tomatoes from 6 tiny plants. Bro is supposed to be a big-time agricultural bigwig

Ah yes, interspecies ass eating. What a time to be alive

ITT: people who have no working knowledge of file system navigation complain about the lack of such knowledge