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[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 41 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Reminds me of when Kelloggs did an ad in the UK asking people share how they eat Corn Flakes on social media.

The top answer was put the Corn Flakes in a bowl and pour cold milk on top of it, big surprise.

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 56 points 11 months ago

I eat mine while not masturbating, as God intended.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 15 points 11 months ago

Shortly after an enema, as John Harvey Kellogg intended.

[-] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I do a yogurt enema, as he often prescribed, then eat the yogurt with cornflakes on top.

[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

You know I very rarely eat cereal while masturbating maybe he was on to something.

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[-] JayObey711@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

They didn't use bots to upvote that one video from the internet's edgy gore phase, that includes a woman and eating cereal in a disgusting way? Very unlike the internet.

[-] hark@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

Why the extra sugar? Is the cereal not sugary enough? Even the "healthy" cereals tend to have too much sugar, plus the milk has a bunch of sugar.

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Plenty of cereals have no sugar.

Milk only has a bunch of sugar in the USA.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

What? Lactose is literally sugar.

[-] expr@programming.dev 8 points 10 months ago

All milk has lactose, which is sugar.

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[-] Dave2 28 points 11 months ago

What is wrong with people man wtf do you mean warm coffee cereal

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 10 points 11 months ago
[-] frunch@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

¯\_(ツ)__🤌

[-] Sprinks@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

That doesnt seem terrible to me, but I also married someone who pours orange juice on their cereal. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

Well that's the most 'wtf' thing I've read on here in a few days.

btw you dropped this: \

[-] Sprinks@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] JayObey711@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Do you mean orange juice on oats? Because that apparently works and the two combined are healthy or whatever. Or do you mean full on cinnamon toast crunch, frosted flakes type shit? Frosted flakes doesn't actually sound that bad.

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Oj is really not that healthy. It has a ton of calories and is almost pure sugar. As a type 2 I can't have any, and if I can't have it, then no one should, lol. God, please just let me drink oj and eat rasins again.

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[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 21 points 11 months ago

Even more proof that vtubers are degenerates.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

Breakfast cereal with warm milk???? 🤢🤢🤢🤮

[-] MHLoppy@fedia.io 10 points 11 months ago

Don't forget to spike the milk with coffee before adding any cereal

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Mixing it with iced coffee sounds like it might be alright... Only some kind of sociopath would ever pour milk first and then cereal though

[-] Nikelui@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Regarding hot or cold milk, it's up to individual preferences. Regarding the order, there is only milk first (unless you like eating a soggy mess of cereal).

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Yes, it's supposed to start crunchy and get soggier as you get to the bottom. That is how you get the delicious cereal flavored milk to drink at the end. CEREAL FIRST ALWAYS!!!

[-] Nikelui@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

August 21st, 2024. Historians will record this date as the start of the great Milk and Cereals civil war.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

MY BODY WILL BE COLD IN THE GROUND BEFORE I EAT HOT CEREAL!

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

AND MY ~~AXE~~ SPOON!

Seriously though. Cereal first, cold milk on top. I'll allow the solitary exception of adding cereal to your remaining milk when you only want a little more, or you used the last of the milk.

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[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Coffee and additional, out of pocket sugar. Just go to Dunkin, for the love of God

[-] MHLoppy@fedia.io 4 points 11 months ago

Honest to god, last week I saw someone take out some instant coffee and a small jar of milk from their backpack in order to get their fix without having to spend the few bucks buying it from a cafe or whatever

[-] Nikelui@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I feel personally attacked by this comment (leave my jar of milk alone 😂).

[-] MHLoppy@fedia.io 2 points 11 months ago

You milk jar-ers are wild!

[-] tissek@sopuli.xyz 11 points 11 months ago

Imma fight y'all.

No milk. Use fil (sour milk), yoghurt or something similar. Put cereal on top, no mixing. The cereal touching the "liquid" get soggy while the rest stays crisp giving the best texture heterogeneity. Berries are awesome, frozen a super convenient alternative. If using frozen mix these with dairy before adding cereal.

Your fermented dairy of choice brings a nice crispy and fresh acidity to the meal. And if it (still) have an active bacterial culture it is super good for your gut.

Muesli is best cereal.

Honey only approved sweetener.

[-] kindenough@kbin.earth 2 points 11 months ago

Fil as in Viili? That is delicious.

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[-] flavonol@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Honey only? But there's so many good ones!

Jam, agave, or maple syrup should be good with muesli & yoghurt to my taste. Light molasses may work in moderation, and I've heard good things about sorghum syrup.

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[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago
  1. Heat the coffee
  2. Add a splash of coffee
  3. No sugar, just coffee
  4. No cereal, doughnuts
  5. Repeat until you're full
  6. Drink the leftover

If you don't do it this way, it's ok to be wrong

[-] MHLoppy@fedia.io 8 points 10 months ago

Heart palpitations at breakfast let's gooooo

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Average YouTube cooking video

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago

Add yogurt to bowl

Add cereal to bowl

Stir

Enjoy.

[-] Rozauhtuno 3 points 10 months ago

A fellow truther.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I've got this beat. I love eating cheez-its with milk, like it's cereal. Absolute best way.

[-] MHLoppy@fedia.io 14 points 11 months ago

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave for disruption of the peace

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[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

I actually like it when my cereals get soggy. Most "crunchy" things are just annoyingly hard. Anything harder than a potato chip just sucks.

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 4 points 10 months ago

i agree on soggy cereal, especially on cinnamon crunch.

[-] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

All I need is steps 2 and 6.

[-] teft@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

You know, just when I think I have reached self actualization I read a post like this.

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I've been doing this for decades, I just omit steps 1 and 4.

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