mwah mwah
I am envious
Don't worry, it is a joke account.
I have been getting into chess lately and in honour of beating everyone of my dorm mates I made a king. Gave him a little staff, a cape, a crown, even his clothes say king (pir apparently means king in Kurdish)
Does anybody know how to waste less time on YouTube lol
An old friend messaged me and he's really gone bad, could you guys please catch me up on the newest brainrot? Like wtf is mango 1945?? (A random screenshot I had taken as payment)
I got 62 on my first exam (60 is the passing note)
Isn't it so stupid that I get lonely even when I spend majority of my day socialising? I spoke to around 20 people yesterday and I still felt so lonely, like the way a rat who hasn't been fed in years (2 days) would jump at food, I feel like jumping to conversations. God this is so stupid.. (speaking of god, how many of you would jump god with me?)
Reminded me of the high geologist post 
I should stop opening this god-forsaking app in public. Fucking first post in my front page. (Couldn find it in pink ꃼ︵ꃼ)
Causes instant death but also addiction? They resurrect me and I immediately go for another can of air duster.
It is native to Australia, which doesn't surprise me at all given that it looks more like a trap designed by a deranged dungeon keeper than a creature
This screenshot is an attack made by chemists with the intent to cause aneurysms on unsuspecting biologists.
So real story here, the reason it took so long was that everytime somebody built a house thousands of house spiders would flock in, rendering the house unusable. Then somebody had the bright idea of building a decoy house which also become the first shed.
(Doesn't doubt it for second)
If you told me this was true I wouldn't doubt it for a second
I'll have you know, your joke was awesome