This random mutation, which seems to be mostly negative, has to have outbred the standart form to be the widely known hyena today, no? It just seems to be the sorta trait that would disappear along the way.

What evolutionary benefit do these pseudopenises have?

Guys come on it's a reasonable question

Don't worry, it is a joke account.

Reminded me of the high geologist post

I should stop opening this god-forsaking app in public. Fucking first post in my front page. (Couldn find it in pink ꃼ︵ꃼ)

Causes instant death but also addiction? They resurrect me and I immediately go for another can of air duster.

It is native to Australia, which doesn't surprise me at all given that it looks more like a trap designed by a deranged dungeon keeper than a creature

This screenshot is an attack made by chemists with the intent to cause aneurysms on unsuspecting biologists.

So real story here, the reason it took so long was that everytime somebody built a house thousands of house spiders would flock in, rendering the house unusable. Then somebody had the bright idea of building a decoy house which also become the first shed.

(Doesn't doubt it for second)

If you told me this was true I wouldn't doubt it for a second