Noting the phrase’s ubiquity as an answer to almost every uncomfortable societal question, sources confirmed Monday that the full range of objectionable human behavior was explained to local toddler Oliver Jordan as a person acting silly. “Everything from mental illness to public drunkenness to a screaming match is waved away as someone just being a silly goose,” said observers, confirming that the same label was conferred on strangers, peers, and family members engaging in any remotely questionable activities. [...]

A spectacle – but in the best sense of the word. The FD Momentum 14 RGB are illuminated fans made from LCP, which is a rarity in itself. And when you factor in the white finish, you’re looking at something truly unique. But also practical—light reflects better off a white impeller (compared to “dark” competitors), and we haven’t even mentioned the main highlight yet: an efficient geometry that contributes to what are essentially unparalleled results.

With the entire evening now threatened by extremists, a lack of concrete dinner plans Friday left a power vacuum reportedly filled by radical pro-Tapas fanatics. “Without strong leadership deciding where to eat, those individuals pushing a rabid small plates agenda have taken on a troubling amount of sway,” said analyst Kirk Parry, confirming that the chaos began when the group discovered that the pizzeria they’d planned to attend was closed, leading to a troubling rise in the influence of those pushing to try a new Mediterranean place. [...]

A game jam from 2025-07-30 to 2025-08-08 hosted by Game Maker's Toolkit. The GMTK Game Jam is an annual game making marathon, where individuals and teams try to make a game that fits a theme, in a super short time period.

Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu visited President Trump at the White House today and gifted him the remains of an infant killed by American bombs in Gaza, multiple sources confirmed.

“America is the best friend Israel could ever ask for. To show my appreciation I brought him a fruit basket with Israel’s most delicious offerings, and an unidentified corpse of a future Hamas terrorist that we were able to eradicate because the American taxpayers have been so generous to our cause,” said Netanyahu while trying to wash the blood from his hands. “Traditionally, we would have just thrown this body in an unmarked mass grave, but I wanted President Trump to see that his support is not going to waste. Hopefully I’ll be able to bring him more exploded children next time, there are certainly plenty of them to choose from.”

President Trump spoke about his fondness for the gift and the relationship with Israel going forward. [...]

Realizing that every uterus had already been conquered, Tesla CEO Elon Musk reportedly wept Wednesday, for there were no more women for him to impregnate. “I have sown the many fields with my seed and reaped a bountiful harvest, yet now there are no new vessels to bear my fruit,” said Musk, who gazed through tears upon his infinite legion of mothers, expectant and otherwise, as he lamented the limits of his fecundity, having laid claim to every womb on Earth. [...]

Satire context: https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2020/03/19/and-alexander-wept/

Following Linda Yaccarino’s departure as CEO of X this morning, Elon Musk wasted no time holding a press conference to announce her successor: a ouija board with a direct supernatural connection to the ghost of Adolf Hitler.

“This ouija board was Linda’s natural successor!” Musk yelled into the microphone, brandishing the board above his head with the enthusiasm of a hyperactive toddler at Christmas. “Finally, my company will be run by someone who understands what we at X are trying to do: champion anti-semitism and spread Nazi ideology with seemingly zero repercussions.”

Musk took a moment to passionately kiss the ouija board before adding, “I speak to Adolf every morning now, and he’s got some great ideas for what we should do with X moving forward. I particularly liked his idea to make a new Swastika checkmark if you qualify as a member of what he calls the ‘Master Race’.” [...]

Insurance manager Percy Gotell says he’s found a cure to the male loneliness epidemic. The social phenomenon was named when mental health experts noticed rising levels of loneliness, linked to factors like lack of social circles, difficulties in forming close friendships, and societal pressures around traditional concepts of masculinity. Gotell fights this epidemic by forcing his employees to join several Microsoft Teams meetings during the work week. [...]

We join Der8auer to make Thermal Grizzly Conductonaut Extreme liquid metal in a factory in Germany. This low-volume, high-precision factory near Berlin is focused on manufacturing thermal paste, liquid metal, and CNC products like water blocks and fittings. Roman "Der8auer" Hartung shows us the processes for making liquid metal in this special video, following-up our previous video seeing how thermal paste is made. These processes involve chemistry, mechanics, manufacturing, scanning electron microscopes for R&D, and more.

Thank you for listening to the TV Sized version of 'Salt Born' sweethearts!
[ Being used as an ending to the roleplay I'm currently acting in hehe ]
There will be a full version upload in future <3

"Thank-thank you, yes-yes, great void-priestess! Gift-gift is precious, yes, very precious! Bae-Bae will cherish-keep it, take care-care, yes-yes! Will not drown it, no-no, promise-promise! Maybe-maybe...Shaddup! Silence-quiet, Brat-Brats!" 🐙🎲