Nah, I'm different tho

Reddit was right. You are being gang stalked by the government.

I just realised we pronounce Burger like Böaga

I've read a times article the other day that claimed it is important for food prices to stay high even though inflation stoped, because otherwise people would stop buying stuff because it might get even cheaper. Yea let me just stop buying groceries for a month.

People are always like "the people must have known what Hitler was up to. He published a book about racial ideology and being a dictator." And then I see this shit with people cheering in the back.

Or medication or hygiene products or toys or actually anything. The store is not paying me to care.

You forgot mentioning the chokers and thigh highs you have bought since then.

We still don't know if Hitler's party burned down the Parliament or if it was a convenient coincidence for him. All we know is that there was a fully worked out bill on the president table just a few hours later which uses this extreme circumstance to break the law (and eventually establish a dictatorship). Seems awfully suspicious

Fun fact of the day: extreme constipation can result in build up that can reach all the way to your stomach. If the situation does not clear up soon after, patients might throw up poop. This is extremely dangerous and often results in suffocation by shit.

Meanwhile chromeOS had a stroke because I asked to set a wallpaper

My train was stopped in the middle of my ride home because of a terrorist attack, I may have missed the last ever chance to celebrate with my great-grandmother because my entire extended family got COVID, my hometown is desperately trying to prevent a huge flood and when i found out that i would be sad and lonely on christmas my muslim friends ghosted me :) So its a mix of some circumstances.

"I just want to do what I love so I must automatically tolerate the toxicity and abuse of the industry without complaining."