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[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 56 points 11 months ago

I eat mine while not masturbating, as God intended.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 15 points 11 months ago

Shortly after an enema, as John Harvey Kellogg intended.

[-] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I do a yogurt enema, as he often prescribed, then eat the yogurt with cornflakes on top.

[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

You know I very rarely eat cereal while masturbating maybe he was on to something.

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 2 points 11 months ago

i skimmed over the not and thought it was a normal comment anyway.

[-] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I didn't know that how you were supposed to do it. They really should put the preparation instructions on the box.

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