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[-] Smorty 23 points 3 days ago

how about we make cake and then eat it and the have gay sex? I feel that baking is cutie too... may just be me tho.

oh! can we also drink tea maybe? or coffee if u want - or choccy milk or whatever u wanna? that kinda gives quite the amount of comfies i feel. 🍵

[-] djsoren19 17 points 3 days ago

maybe my sex is just a lot more active, but I feel like cake and choccy milk before gay sex leads to bad times.

I think the solution is to have the gex while the cake is baking. then it becomes lil after sex treat :3

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 12 points 3 days ago

to have the gex

That fucking Lizard!

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 6 points 3 days ago

It's rail time!

[-] Smorty 7 points 3 days ago

actually yes thats - that feels right. this is the right way to do it.

butbut.... huggies beforehand... otherwise it feels weird... what am i saying, i got no experience, im givin up--

hey all u peeps who do have experience, make a comment on my parent comment and say if this is good or not. i think it is.

[-] djsoren19 4 points 3 days ago

well that's the fun, you get to have cutesy fun cake making time with lots of goofs and huggies, and then once cake is made and put in oven to bake, bam the huggies turn to cuddlies turn to uh...fuckies.

never give up on your dreams!

[-] Smorty 3 points 3 days ago

that is the goal kinda i think...

ever since the ebil horny has been de-disgustified for me, its all got a new perspective now. or largely so at least.

maybe some day, but im looking out for making and eating cake more than phuquies rn-

[-] kivihiili 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

putting the tea in sexuality!

tea can be fairly relaxing and especially herbal teas are very nicely scented, definitely nice for a calmer comfier experience! definitely recommend. if the mouth and throat are going to be part of the activities at hand, perhaps mix in a bit of honey to avoid soreness.

coffee may cause troubles with regards to the digestive system but could perhaps be made to work. we do not drink it though. to us it seems kinda goofy honestly, maybe besides roleplay as coffee serving person or the like. further, caffeine can cause throat irritation, so again be wary if you're involving those parts of the body! remember, tummyaches and sex do not mix.

chocco milk and chocolate in general are quite quite interesting. there is very much possibilities...

fairly kinky/explicit stuff

you can put chocolate flavoring on nipples or perhaps spread it on the face to be licked. melting chocolate in mouth then kissing is a very awesome experience, even when not planning to do gay sex. perhaps feed pieces of chocolate as you would treats to a puppy. pouring melted chocolate on the skin gives a very interesting sensation when the skin is cooled down prior with mist or ice or the like. for chocolate milk, it may be fun to restrain your partner(s) and feed them directly.

chocolate is fairly rich flavored so it is good to have a palette cleanser on hand. plain milk works well, and if you can lactate and find it enjoyable... hell yeah!!

being trained in first aid, we do advise you take steps to ensure hot beverages are not spilled, and to prepare for the event that they are, that you have a burn treatment kit or at least some burn ointment. aloe vera can also be helpful for treatment, and can be additionally used in the kitchen for a variety of fun stuff.

I feel that baking is cutie too...

yeah!!!! we've often found it surprisingly intimate ourselves also. "there's nothing like making a yummy meal with your desserts actively accompanying you!" - a friend

[-] Smorty 4 points 3 days ago

wh---- woah :o umm the spoiler text-------- wowie. wowzers. i know its like... not even the spiciest one, but i - i really liked the last one in the first paragraph >o<

also, thanks for the safety info! i was wondering if literally melting chocolate would be dangerous... and yea iguess it can be ~

the way u said these things made it sound like a wellness thing.... which is like - such a new vibe.... andaybw not what u aimed for, but i find that thought kinda fun so imma keep that-

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago

I think you are supposed to eat the sex too

[-] SharkWeek 4 points 3 days ago

It's a good idea, but yeah, gotta go about things in a different order ... you want to feel fill in a different way ;-)

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