I didn't say I'm not online, but I'm not "terminally online". Also, IMO "most people" are more online than me, they just don't read/watch informative stuff.

This probably doesn't matter, but I'm neither terminally online nor am I from US. And I do recommend everybody to watch John Oliver, it's usually relevant to everybody.

Everything mentioned in this I've already seen covered elsewhere, for the most part by John Oliver. Don't see why it's being spammed all over Lemmy. Just because this particular piece was being supposed we gotta "stick it to the man" and share it among the dozens of lemmings?

Green color and less pointy corners definitely makes it look more friendly.

But all of them can equally be partnered with any other, because if you don't count the right angle difference they all have the same amount of differences and are equally "chill".

Yes, that's exactly what I said. B doesn't have those things you mentioned, meaning A and C do.

I would go with C, because:
A) Not filled
B) Doesn't have 4 sides/corners (or sum of angles is less than 360 deg.)
C) Isn't red AND the only shape with all right(ish) angles

So C is most unlike the others.

I never understood complaining to the person your partner is cheating with. You don't have any agreements with that person, go "complain" to your partner.

Scientific method is the best tool we have to achieve "pure objectivity and truth", but it's not perfect. The primary point of failure being application of it by extremely subjective creatures.

Here's a lifehack:

1. Quickly switch your gender to woman.
2. Womansplain her everything that needs to be explained.
3. (optional) Undo the gender switch.

But for real, it's probably GPT-3.5, which is free anyway.

That Firefox logo was simplified, but not oversimplified. Even with a very small icon size you can still tell it's a fox that is (on?) fire. The Firefox Family logo is oversimplified, just being a swoosh, basically.